Fortnite Apocalypse: THE COLLECTION

Fortnite Apocalypse: The Worst of the Worst

             A long time after Fortnite Apocalypse 2, you guys thought I was Gabe Newell. But I'm not... :3

          "Just choose Cameron", Patrick said. "I'm gonna have to agree with you, Chris is being a whiny baby", Kenny said. "First of all, you know I'm standing right here, right? And second of all, OF COURSE I'M BEGGING YOU THIS ISN'T A GAME OR A NORMAL DAY GUYS!", Chris stated. "Wait a minute. I got an idea!", Jacob said. "What is it?", Patrick said. He huddled them all in together to say it quietly. "What if we convince Owen and Brian to play Dark Souls to overcome their Fortnite infection?", Jacob said. "GENIUS!", Kenny and Patrick said at the same time. "But anyways, I think we'll have to go with Cameron", Jacob says partially disappointedly. They all agreed, and stood up to look at Arlin. "Sorry guys, but I think we'll have to go with... Cameron!", Jacob announced. "But wha-, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME!?", Chris screamed. "Oh, you'll see", Arlin said in a deep voice and smirked creepily. 

              With a snap of his finger, a hole appears sucking in Chris as he screams. The dark hole closes, leaving no trace behind of Chris. With another snap, Cameron was teleported behind Jacob. "I wish we could've both been chosen...", Cameron said. "Me too buddy, me too...", Jacob replied in more disappointment. "Well, well, well, what do we have HERE!?", a figure covered in dark appeared. The dark seemingly melted off, revealing an individual that no one could recognize except Arlin. "Well done Arlin." "Greatest couple of 2019 everybody", Patrick said. Arlin and the guy looked at each other, then snapped their necks and died (Lol jk). Arlin suddenly snapped so the both of them could disappear, and Gabe appeared with a sword.
             

          "Team up boyos, it's about to rain hambur- I don't even know a good line to say damn it!", Jacob says. Suddenly, Gabe slashed at Patrick and pinned them all down. "He's too strong!", Cameron said out loud. "We all know Captain Obvious, but I got this one under control!", Samuel Enriquez says. "Samuel!? Where have you been this whole time?", Patrick asked. "No time to answer, fight!". Samuel pulled out an umbrella and started smacking the shit out of Gabe. Suddenly, Gabe fell on the ground unconscious. "He didn't even put up a fight", Samuel said shaking his head. Suddenly, Brian ran towards them with a Lightsaber. "I NEED TIME TO SET UP DARK SOULS ON ONE OF THE TV'S!", Jacob said. "Distract him while I do so!", as Jacob ran up the stairs. Samuel blocked all of Brian's moves and Patrick was attempting to hit Brian but kept missing. Suddenly, all the TV's showed the menu of Dark Souls. Jacob threw a connected controller into Brian's hands. Suddenly, he dropped his lightsaber and looked at everyone in confusion.         

             "What happened?", Brian asked. "You were one of the Fortnite zombies. "Uh, guys, Gabe disappeared!", Kenny said. Everyone turned their heads all the way around and in unison, they all said "WELL SHIT". Brian and Cameron have joined the party.
"Alright guys, we aren't able to destroy the Fortnite headquarters unless we find a rocket launcher or something like that", Cameron said. "I think I know someone who might know where the rocket is!", Patrick exclaimed. They followed Patrick and he led them towards a dumpster. "What are we doing here!?", Cameron asked. "Wait for it, he'll be here any minute!". Suddenly, Kourtney popped out of the dumpster. "What the- Kourtney!? You live in a dumpster!?", Brian shakes his head. "Actually, not really. Check this out!", as Kourtney pulls a lever and opens up the bottom of the dumpster. "Come on in guys!", Kourtney exclaimed. "Wait, what happened to all the Fortnite players on the street!?", Jacob said. "Come on in and I'll explain!", he said. 

             They all went down a stairway in the dumpster and entered a room with a ton of computers, food, drinks, games, weapons and machines. "Woah, did you find this secret place all on your own?", Brian asked. "Yes, I was running from Sam Lewis and fell into the dumpster. I was about to get infected but I backed up and hit the lever. I fell down the stairway and found this place. Oh yeah, I also had to knock Sam unconscious with a taser. If you come over here into the other room, there's a giant cage for the Fortnite players. It seemed like they almost broke the cage when they were furious about not being able to play Fortnite, so I had to provide them Switches with Fortnite installed so they wouldn't get too furious and break the cage". "Damn, this is a nice pla-", Jacob was interrupted by the whole place shaking. "What the hell!?", Kourtney asked in confusion. "I'll go see!", Jacob exclaimed. He went up the stairs and opened the dumpster's secret door when the shaking stopped. Jacob was confused, so he went out of the dumpster. "Well well well, you must've again forgotten about me", a familiar voice said from behind him. Jacob turned around to look at him. It was Owen!

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