Guardian Tale
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Ask Alexa
Shen Wei: Alexa, what should I get for Yun Lan's birthday?
Alexa: For beginner, buy him flowers, take him out on a steak dinner and present him with a bottle of good wine. For intermediate, book a trip and take him on a vacation. For advance, just sleep with him and literally wear him out. For advance big bang level, buy him lots, I mean, lot of lollipops from around the world and decorate his apartment with it.
Yun Lan: Alexa, what should I get for my Wei Wei's birthday?
Alexa: With budget, just send him lots of red packet via phone app for him to blow away. Without budget, just strip down to your birthday suit and present yourself to him. A warm dinner thrown in is a bonus. And no, lollipops are not meals.
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Guardian-Short Tales [COMPLETE]
FanficA collection short tales dedicated to Guardian, the Chinese series which was initially written as a danmei story but could not see the light as so at the moment in China. Enjoy.
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