GHOSTLY GUARDIANS VOL 2

Chapter 7: Taserface and Celestial Catch.

On the Eclector, Yondu, Rocket and Daranak were tied up to chairs, with Daranak being cuffed with spectral cuffs that channeled out his ghost powers, while Baby Groot was locked in a bird cage and all were humiliated by the clan while all the Ravagers having remained on Yondu's side, including Tullk, were dropped into open space to be killed. Everyone on Taserface's side cheered while Taserface confronts Yondu.

"You're the one what killed those men by leading them down the wrong path. Because you're weak." Taserface said before punching Yondu's face. "And stupid!" Taserface said before hitting Yondu once more as the rest of the Ravagers cheered while Kraglin is starting to regret his actions. "It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain... Taserface!" Taserface declared.

The rest of the Ravagers cheered, but Rocket and Daranak were laughing, which Taserface noticed.

"I'm sorry. Your name is... It's Taserface?" Rocket asked.

"That's right." Taserface replied.

"Do you shoot tasers out of your face?" Rocket asked.

"Or did you get tased in your face?" Daranak asked.

"It's metaphorical!" Taserface said, which the Ravagers agreed and cheered.

"For what?" Rocket asked.

"For it is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone what hears it?" Taserface replied, which the rest of the Ravagers reluctantly agreed.

"Okay... whatever you say." Rocket said.

"Yeah, some of my ghost enemies have better fearful names than Taserface." Daranak said.

Taserface then pulls out his knife and points it at Rocket and Daranak.

"You shut up. You two are next." Taserface threatened before turning his attention to Yondu. "Udonta, I have waited a long time to do..." Taserface cut mid-sentence when he hears Rocket and Daranak laughing again. "-What?"

"I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface'!?" Rocket said, mocking Taserface, which the other Ravagers tried to hold their laughter. "That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?"

Daranak, Baby Groot, and the other Ravagers burst out laughing at Rocket's last joke.

"I hate you for making laugh at that, Rocket!" Daranak laughed. "Yeah, seriously, how did you come up with that name? Or did one of your parents name you that, 'cause if that's the case, they need to look in the mirror and think about their name choices like Taserface."

Taserface put his knife near Rocket's face.

"New plan. We're killing you first." Taserface said.

"Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name." Rocket said.

"That's enough killing for today." Nebula said, gaining Taserface and the other Ravager's attention.

"She's the daughter of Thanos." one Ravager muttered.

"I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy." Taserface said.

"That was when Daddy was paying my bills. The Priestess wants to kill the fox and ghost herself." Nebula said before looking at Yondu. "And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. I assure you, I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick or a talking woodland beast. I want 10 percent of the take and a couple more things." Nebula said.