Hey, my name is Dan, you're probably wondering why I'm writing this entry. Well, me and my friend Stacy are planning to hack TV servers around the world, but I can't say yet. Whilst I'm writing this it's the 3rd of April 2009, Stacy and I went out today, I'm writing this little diary for me to look back on after we unsuccessfully or successfully hack the TV servers. Anyway. We're going to watch the Comedy Central episode starring John Mulaney, Stacy and I are really exited to watch the re run. Stacy and I went to a Morrisons earlier and bought a water melon, you're probably asking why we bought it, well me and Stacy have a lot of things in common, and one of those things is, we've not tried watermelon yet. We both were so exited to try it for the first time, we started to cut it and put the first episode of breaking bad on, that would be an amazing thing to eat our first watermelon to, much like losing your virginity to a prostitute that's actually a man and he looks good so it's fine, now I think about it unless you're gay, gay sex isn't a nice thing to lose your virginity to. Anyway, back to the watermelon, we both counted down until we bit into it, 3, 2, 1, Go! Well that taste like shit, we both said out loud, I muttered shit melon, and we both started to laugh hysterically. We watched till the end of the episode and I went home. End of entry 1.
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TV Takeover (Not Finished Yet)
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