Move In or Get Out

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It's a beautiful day in the old mansion of the Seven Deadly Sins, and almost all are awake, except for- huh? Sloth just got awoken by some noise outside.

The Mansion is rather big, it had a total of 12 bedrooms! However due to the place getting older only 9 bedrooms remain. There are 3 bathrooms and 4 closets and of course a good and very old kitchen. Everything is at the nerve of breaking and covered in layers upon layers of dust. The Sins rarely clean, and don't ever since they died a long time ago, as is proven by the dust.
The mansion is no landmark yet, but is soon will be. It's currently 198 years old and it's 2 years away from becoming a Landmark.

Now, let's get back to Sloth, who is slowly flying down the stairs to see what has awoken him.
Sloth gets outside to see Wrath and Pride float next to a very sad man, who has just signed a contract of buying the house, the salesman then quickly puts the contract away after making a picture of it, he then asks the young and sad man: "So, like, why did you buy this house?" The salesman had a naughty grin, and Wrath fully wel knew that the salesman was a scam, so he started screaming. "ART THOU SERIOUS!!" "THOU BIST EINE THIEF!!!!" Sloth decided to join the one sided conversation and said: "Wrath, wrong language, and thy can't hear thou, everything and everyone can't hear, nor see us until thy walk in to our house..." Sloth floated over to the salesman and focused, pulled the salesman ear, and the ear actually bent with Sloth's movements! "Why art thou doing that?" Asked Pride looking disappointed at the play in play. They started fighting for a while and in the meanwhile the depressed man has walked inside the house.
"Wauw, so this is where I'm going to die huh?" The man was looking happy, and feeling sad. "Well, at least I'm going down is style." Gluttony has walked down the stairs to continue her 5 minute search for Wrath. "Excuse moi." Is what she said while passing the man. The man freaked out. "wHAt ThE hEL?!?!!" The man took a few steps back from the woman who was at the brink of figuring out what was so wrong here. The man went through the floor and is now stuck. Gluttony and the man are now both screaming and have attracted the other six sins.

They all, besides Wrath, stayed calm and didn't yell until the last Sin arrived. Greed walked in and asked what all the yelling was about. Then he saw the young man still in his ungracious position and had a laugh.
About ten minutes later Greed was finally finished with finding the mans look on his face funny.
"Haha- wha- why art this man here a-hah-and in t-thi-i-is sh-aa-pe!" Greed started laughing again.
After Greed had left the room because he was bothering everyone else the man had worked up the courage to say something. "Are- How- who?- How are who?" The man looked embarrassed and wished he was never born, the Sins however didn't seem to understand what he had said. "How are who??" Pride repeated, he looked like he didn't understand what he was trying to say. The man answered; "Yes, who are all of you?" "My name is Oliver." The man took out his hand for a handshake, but they didn't really understand how he knew of the handshake thing and looked at him in horror. Oliver slowly tried to squeeze himself out of the hole, he failed and got even further stuk.
The Ghosts saw he wanted to get out of the floor and did the most human thing and let him sit right there.
"Why are all of you looking at me like that?"

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