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OOOOH BOI NOT AGAIN

I hear a faint "Hyaaht" behind me. An extremely hot elf is standing behind me holding a sword. i mean, I think he's a elf... thats what they're called in alphys' human history books... the elf-human...-boi jumps with another "hyyyyyah!" and almost hits me with that weird glowey sword.

" oh my god!!!!!!!!" I shout.

"Go back to Gannon you monster." he tells me.

"who's gannon?" I ask him. 

He relises that I'm not big evil. "How do you not know who Gannon is? I mean... You are a stal aren't you?"

" What's a Stal?"

He looks frustrated. " Great Hylia..." he whispers under his breath.

"All I know right now is that the barrier just broke and us monsters are free now... I'm not sure what you think we are." I start crying. He looks surprised. Maybe the monsters he knows aren't so nice. He stares at me.

"Wait... How can you be a friggn' Stal if you don't even know who Gannon is?"

" Exactly. i literally just came to the human world. Me and my brother are just trying to find housing." I plead.

" oh jeese..." he says. " um... this is getting awkward."

Just as he was about to walk away, a bunch of these pig- like monsters ambushed us.

" Hello friends!" i say to them because obviously we are both monsters and i wish to communicate.

" what are you doing? fight them!" the elf-person shouts at me.

" I can't fight them!" I shout. " I can only fight with my own world's mechanics!"

" Oh help him great Farore!" He says, Sounding pretty exasperated. He throws a short sword at me. " Fight with the damn sword Skelly!" 

I grip the sword. It digs slightly into my bony palms ( wait how can it dig into my palms? I'm made of bone!)  I swing my sword slightly. It hits the nearest pig monster. It died from the slight wound. " jeese," I think " these monsters are way weaker than me!"

another pig-monster comes up to me.

" oh my dark lord Gannon! You killed Billy!" He shouts.

" I'm sorry! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do in this kind of instances!" I cry.

" Billy was my mother!"

" I'm sorry! I was given a sword and told to fight!"

" We're all just trying to survive!"

A smaller pig monster came out of a near-by cave. " What happened to Billy?" It says.

"Get back inside son!" The larger pig-monster says.

"But..."

"I said get back inside!"

I slowly walk away. Link is still fighting the rest of them. " What are you doing? Fight!" he yells at me.

" I can't fight them!"

" why n- oh whatever...i can do this myself."

In one final blow, he kills the rest of the bokoblins. wowwee.