shrek the musical

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as flute music floats through the air, the mystical aura of Kakariko Village encases me.

"Hey Papyrus! You alive?"

I look to my left, oh jeese...   i forgot that link was even here...

"oh... yeah sorry..."

we walk into the serene village.

" i would have just walked to my house, but i need to grab the stealth armor set." link says.

i would have said something, but a little girl runs up to me.

"WHOA! link! is this your new friend!?"  the girl shouts at us.

"yeah... he is... so Cottla... why are you so fascinated with monsters now.?"

"wait... HES A MONSTER?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cottla screams and runs away.

"good job link. you concealed my monster identity REEEEEAALY well..." I say with sarcasm looping through my voice.

"whatever... lets go get the armor before everyone notices my Gerudo outfit."

we try to walk casually to the clothes shop, but before long, everyone is staring at us. not only because of me, but also because link is kinda in yoga pants and a bikini top.

we walk into the shop and the girl stares at us. link buys his armor, but it isnt exactly any better. the Sheika armor is skintight and shows all of link's muscles... and i dont know whats wrong with me, but it kinda turns me on...

sorry for the short chapter today... im kinda short on time...

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