"Ok Ladies, We were going to be learing gun aim today, but these to idiots decided to jack around, so you will be watching them get punished for their actions." The General said
"Jeeze this is gonna be good." John said
"Do you want to be next for a punishment?"
"no sir."
"Ok, Brad, John and Arnald, go get 3 buckets and fill them up to the top with water and a lot of ice cubes."
"Jen, Jacob, and Austin, go get honey, and waxing strips that I have in my office."
"Caleb, Get rope and two chairs from the kitchen."
"Kylie, go get to raw fish from the kitchen as well."
"Derek, go get 2 cans of the pink spray paint."
"Lisa, get two buckets of soapy water, and a scrub rag"
"Everyone, while they are doing that, get your camera's out and get ready to video tape"
-20 Minutes Later-
Everyone returned with the correct items, and were ready for giving the punishment.
"Ok You boys need to take a seat, sit in those chairs while this rope is wrapped around you."
He made the men sit in the hot metal chairs, while he tightly wrapped the rope around him.
"Those medal chairs are hot aren't they?"
"yes sir."
"Then let me dump this freezing cold water on your big stupid heads."
He dumped the buckets filled with ice and water.
"What is a good shower without getting fresh? let me just wax these few eyebrow hairs..."
He ripped off all of their eyebrows....
"Ok Ladies get in line to smack the losers with the dead fish, let me start you off."
He smacked both of the men in the face with the dead fish, and so did the rest of the 20,000 other people. their cheeks were as red as blood, with tears pouring down their faces.
"Oh don't worry we didn't forget the grand finale, remember this.?"
He held up 2 cans of the pink spray paint. He sprayed each entire can on each man until it was completely empty.
"NOW DID THAT TEACH YOU A LESSON?"
"yes sir"
he handed them the buckets of soapy water and scrub rags.
"NOW YOU CAN SCRUB EVERY INCH THAT HAS PINK ON MY CABIN, AND YOU WON'T STOP UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY GONE, I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES YOU A WHOLE WEEK! NOW GET CLEANING!!"
"yes sir"
They began to scrub the little cabin, but honestly I don't think they learned their lesson.
