The Secrets of Love

Comparence

This is just me comparing boys and girls.

Boys like playing games and joking around

Girls like getting compliments on their look and flirts from boys

Boys like joking with their friends about their relationship.(When they say they would choose you girls over a non human object,they're scared to admit they love you so act as if you're of no importance)

Girls like gossiping with their friends about who's the cutest guy and school and how their crush talked to them for 5 seconds

Boys will say "nice" "good job" "SHE WANT THE D BRO!" When a girl flirts with him

Girls will squeal and talk about how cute the guy was

Men will shout at you for messing with his stuff while he was using it

Women will scream at you for coming home late then will accuse you of cheating or have a breakdown(50% women do this.Not all men cheat cuz he came home late.You at least need facts first)

Men will always be there when you need him if he's a true man.Don't expect him to help you if you got into a fight with a girl.If you really loved him you wouldn't want him helping you fight a girl so he could goto jail.

Women will be there for you regardless the consequence.They're there for you when you come home from work asking you how was your day.Will always listen to you except when she's mad.Gets jealous easily but will never forget about you or stop loving you no matter how hard they try.

When men are jealous all hell breaks loose.You might think men aren't bad when they're jealous,but if he was jealous of another boy."SIR DROP THE OTHER MAN!!!NO DROP THE DAMN TODLER!!!IDGAF THAT HE ATE YOUR BACON,FUCKED YOUR BITCH,AND THEN POOPED ON YOUR SHOES DROP THE FUCKING KID!"

With Women jealous its WW3.Especially when you broke up with them.If you're buying something for your new girl and they see you doing it...just ignore everything they do.If they come too close smack a kit kat on her face and continue with what you were doing.

Just sayin wat I think :P