This ain't a problem but...
IT'S ALEXANDER'S BIRTHDAY!
WHOOP WHOOP
What are you now... 262? 264?
Eh, can't remember if they found out when you were actually born.
Whatever, YOU IS GETTIN OLD.
Happy B-Day Hammy.
YOU ARE READING
Life.
RandomJust my problems which I hope none of my friends find because that would be awkward (HAHA LOL WHAT FRIENDS?)