while at a fancy restaurant:
"How's your buns?"
at a friends house:
"FLYING MUNKEYS ASS LICKERS!" O.o
Family dinner
"One hang low" hehehe
During a staring contest
'Raise one eye brow in a cowboy way and say" this town ain't big enough for the two of us"
During a dance
"TO THE WINDOWS TO WIDOWS , TO THE WALLS TO THE WALLS , TO THE THAT DRIPS DOWN MEH BALLS TO ALL YOU BITCHS CRAWL! ". <~~ that's halarious!
~~~~
Okay I'm done with this ill do what ever awkward situations y'all need I get out I those faster then a bimbo in quick sand ;)
YOU ARE READING
Funny jokes
HumorHey i always think of funny things to say when I'm reason so this is where I'm going to put then to share with you
