The Life of Being Married to Super Stars...

Bachelorette Party

Next day
It's morning time and you wake up to no one in the bed with you. "Where did everyone go?" You think to yourself. You get up and walk to the bathroom- no one is there. You go by the staircase and look over the railing to see if anyone is in the living room- no one is there. You then hear Dream cooing. "The nursery!" You go into the nursery and see Bruno dressed in his everyday clothes while playing with Dream and Ethan. "Morning my babies. Babe why are you all dressed already?" Bruno: "I gotta go get fitted in a little bit. Trey comin to get me in a little bit." "Ohhh ok." You get on the floor and start messing with Ethan's hands. Minutes later, Bruno ends up leaving to go get fitted while you stay with the babies. Hailee calls you. Hailee: "Heyy boo!!" "Hey Hailee. Sounds like your having a good morning" Hailee: "I actually am! I hope you are too! GURRLL the big day is coming close and girl I'm just too excited" "Well you can never be too excited." Hailee: "I guess you're right, AHHH... I just can't wait! It got soo real when I got all these plane tickets and wedding outlines in the mail today!" "Ohhh they finally arrived huh? Well that's good." Hailee: "Yup! But anyways, I now have to organize all of these and mail them off, and there's a whole lot of these to sort." "Well since I don't have anything to do, the babies and I can come over and help you sort them." Hailee: "You knew just what to say huh? Yesss bring the babies and your ass over here and help a sista out." You laugh, "Alright, we'll get ready and be right over." Y'all say bye and hang up. "Well looks like we're gonna go out today little ones." You get Dream and Ethan dressed, then dress yourself. Moments later y'all make it to Hailee's house. Hailee: "Ahhh y'all made it!" Y'all hug each other and you step in the house. Hailee grabs Ethan's car seat from you. Hailee: "Here we are gonna be in the living room, since the boxes are already there." Y'all both walk to the living room and sit on the floor near the boxes. Hailee: "Hi little man, Heyy little mama! Y'all lookin too cute today!" You smile, "They are, aren't they? They do all the time actually... but anyways, that is a whole lot of boxes... I should've stayed home." Hailee: "Hahaha very funny. But you're here now, sooo you're stuck helping me like you said you would." You roll your eyes, "I guess." Hailee: "Ok let's get to sorting! And as we sort, we can talk about this whole bachelorette party!" Y'all grab the boxes and you start to tell her your plans about how you organized the party, "Soo we're gonna stay at a hotel for 2 nights- The first night, when we all get there, we're just gonna chill in the suite and play some fun ass games, now I have a couple surprises that night, so be prepared.- The next day, we'll probably just walk the town and get pampered. That second night, we're going out to PARTYYY- we're going to the club, bout to TURN UP, we'll be in the VIP room- strippers will be present, we'll have the drinks and much more. The third day, we really just pack all our stuff back up and leave. And I used the card you gave me to get all this planned and paid for, so everything is in place. That reminds me, I needa give you the card." You give Hailee the card. Hailee: "I ABSOLUTELY LOVVVVEE THE PLANSSSS!! Ughhhhhh this is about to be FUUNNN AS HELLLL!!" "I KNOW RIGHT!!" Y'all start to talk more about the wedding and soon finish the sorting. Hailee: "Thank God!! We finally finished!" Y'all high five each other and get up from the floor...
2 weeks later- BACHELORETTE PARTY TIMEEE
You finally packed up all your stuff and Hailee has arrived to get you, while Trey came to chill with Bruno. Hailee: "You ready??" "Yes, well kinda ready... I gotta say bye to my babies again." You go to Bruno and grab Dream, "Bye babygirl, I love you so much," you kiss her and give her back and grab Ethan from Trey. "Bye little man, I love you soo much," you give him a kiss and give him back. Bruno: "Uhhhh what about me? I don't get another kiss or hug?" You smile, then give Bruno a hug and kiss. Bruno: "Well now I gotta lay down some ground rules before you go. No strippers. No drinking past 1am bc you know you get crazy... No lap dances for you by anyone- male or female. None of that. You can just watch the show and just imagine I'm up there thrusting and glistening. You got that?" You step back a little, "Uhhh hold up. No strippers? No drinking past 1am!? Bruno, it's a bachelorette party! There will be strippers, we all know this, I just won't interact just for you, but the whole no drinking past 1am thing- I can already tell you that's not happening, if everyone drinkin, imma drink B, Hailee got me if I end up doing something bizarre." Bruno shakes his head, "You have some good points there... just keep your ring on. Might have to post a throwback pic of us on insta just so everybody know wassup." You laugh and kiss him again, "Babe it's not my party- it's Hailee's, soo calm." Bruno wraps his arm around you and kisses you once more, "Guess you win, but most definitely no lap dances or touching on ppl- just look with your eyes. And when you get home, you'll get your own private show." He winks at you and you laugh again. Hailee acts like she's gonna throw up, then laughs, "Bruno and his overprotective self. Anyways, since y'all sayin y'all goodbyes, imma give my man some loving too." Hailee walks over to Trey and hugs him, "Well baby, I'm gonna miss you" Trey: "I gonna miss you too, but you ain't outta this rule thing. No touchin on strippers. No lap dances from anyone. No revealing clothes that you wouldn't wear infront of your grandparents. Ohhh and keep that damn ring on- if I see any pictures with it off, we gon fight." Hailee laughs, "Boooyyy. Ok ok, no lap dances, no touchin strippers, keep ring on, but uhhhh the clothes part isn't gonna work- you'll just have to deal with my cleavage and any other appealing body parts being out bc...that's just me and bc I can't really hide that." Trey: "We gon see. You betta just make sure everyone knows you belong to me. I might just have to be like Bruno and post a throwback pic of us." You all laugh and Hailee kisses Trey for a minute. Bruno kisses you one more time then goes to break up Hailee and Trey. Bruno: "Alright just bc y'all aren't having sex rn doesn't mean y'all gotta swallow each other." You and Bruno laugh while Trey and hailee roll their eyes, then laugh a little. Hailee: "Anyways, guys, we will be back in the next 3 days... Soo I hope y'all have a nice time spending those days with the babies & with each other. We will be good girls alright?" Trey and Bruno look at each other. Trey: "They think we stupid huh? But I'm just gon say this- Remember y'all comin home after this trip is over with." Bruno: "Uhh-huhh he right. When y'all get back, we gon make y'all wish y'all listened."  Hailee looks at you, "Why they sound like us though??" You and her laugh. You walk back to your bags, "They really do!! But we can't keep chatting bc we have other ppl to pick up, so let's get this show on the road!" You all say your final goodbyes and you and hailee pack up the car then drive off. Hailee: "Did they really think we were gonna listen to them on half the stuff they said?" You laugh "They know what goes down at a bachelorette party, they've seen the movies, soo they'll just have to deal with it. Now, are you ready for these next couple days??" Hailee: "Gurrrllll I honestly am!! I can't wait until we turn tf up!!! Once we get all the girls in here and meet the rest of the girls at the hotel, we're gonna get LITTT!!" You both get a little extra then laugh. Hailee: "Ok soo, now we gotta go get these other girls and then it's gonna be ROAD TRIP TIME!!" Music blasts in the car while the other girls get picked up. Everyone is laughing and talking while y'all are passing up time. Hours later, y'all arrive at a huge, fancy hotel. You all unpack the car and check into the hotel. Once y'all get into the suite, everything is decorated with party decorations- a bar of candy & snacks, a 'naughty bar', and even a regular drink bar. Hailee: "Aww this is all soo freakin cute!!! AHHH look at these damn toys and shit. Y/N imma kill you!" You laugh, "I didn't have anything to do with that, I just told the ppl to decorate the place for a bachelorette party and that's what they did obviously. But what's a bachelorette party without things like that huh?" Everyone laughs then pair up to claim rooms- of course you get the big room with the bachelorette. You set your stuff down, then go into the living area, "Ok everyone, in the living area!" Everyone comes in and sits down around you. "Ok sooo tonight, we're just going to relax and play some cute games and eat plenty of food. Now everyone, y'all can take showers, put pjs on, and we'll meet back in here to play our first game- sound good?" Everyone nods and starts to go into their rooms to change. You gather the game supplies and go back into the room to shower then change. Hours later, everyone meets back into the living area, you start to blast music and now everyone is ready for the first game- Never have I ever. Hailee: "Shit I have a feeling imma lose at this one..." everyone laughs. "Ok, now Hailee, since it's your night, you go first." Hailee: "Alright, everyone, grab 10 sticks and let's get this started!" Everyone grabs sticks then looks anxiously at Hailee. Hailee: "Ok never have I ever... had a quickie in a public place." A couple girls put a stick down. You look around at some of them- you kinda figured that some of them have, but a few- you would've never thought. A couple moments later, there's a hard knock at the door. You smile but act like you have no idea who it is. Hailee: "Who the hell could that be?" You stand up, "oh I have no clue, but I'll go check. Hold on everyone." You get up and open the door. "Who is it?" You say in a sweet little girl's voice. "Officer Derrick Campbell & Officer Chad Smith." You hear the girls chatter under their breath. You open the door and there these officers stand. "Hello officers... what seems to be the problem?" Hailee gets up and walks over to you, "Uhhh hello, is there something wrong orrr?" Officer Derrick: "Hello ladies, there isn't any problems, it's just we got a complaint about the music and wanted to let you guys know that the music needs to be turned down." Hailee moves you over, "Sir... Our music isn't that loud... I mean it's loud, but it can't be that loud to get a complaint bc this place is huge!" The Officers laugh. You smile, "Sorry, excuse her, we were gonna turn the music down but we got a little carried away with our girl time that we didn't think to ya know, keep it down. It won't happen again." Officer Chad: "Well ma'am I don't know... did this young lady just disrespect us Derrick?" They laugh, Officer Derrick: "I think she did... ma'am we need to come in and talk more about this. May we come in?" Hailee says no, but you let them in. "She didn't mean any disrespect, she's just cranky, Hailee, maybe you should have a seat... right here in this chair." Hailee looks at you funny but she sits down anyways. Officer Derrick pulls out his little speaker and places it on the counter next to Hailee, "Well ma'am, I was actually asked to come here by a young lady named Y/N... she told me you needed a little fixing before the big lock down." Hailee looks at you and her face starts to turn red as she laughs, "Y/N REALLY??" As this was happening, Officer Chad snuck around behind Hailee and hand cuffs one hand to the chair. Hailee looks down, "What the hell... WAIT! Y'all are..." The girl group yells out, "STRIPPERSSSS!!" You turn off your music. Officer Derrick gets his music playing and starts to dance while taking his shirt off, then Officer Chad comes around does the same. The girls all come around and stand around Hailee. You back up a little but all of you are cheering them on. As they dance, Officer Chad does a little trick, then gets all up in front of Hailee. Everyone is shook, "ohhhhh myyyy gooodddnneesss ggggrriieeeeefff!!" Hailee says while just touching a little on Chad's chest. He then uncuffs Hailee and Derrick grabs your hand and another girl's hand while the rest of the girls follow and takes y'all to the couch and sits all of you down. Chad ends up practically naked and so does Derrick. Hailee looks at you, "We gon be in trouble!" You laugh and start yelling and clapping, the other girls do the same. Chad and Derrick go to girl after girl, teasing them and putting their whole packages and 6 packs in faces. When Chad got to you, he hopped up with you sitting in between his legs and he started to thrust in front of you just like he did to the others. You eyes get big when he takes your hand and puts it all over him. "What the hell did I just get myself into?" You ask yourself, but you just enjoy the show bc... who wouldn't??? But ohh boy, when Chad moved to the next girl and Derrick came to you, Derrick was upside down and did all kinds of stuff you've never seen before. "WOOOAAHHHH" you say. Once he hops up, and thrusts, you can't help but try not to look, but somehow, you ended up watching him anyways bc... everyone else- married or not, was gonna be guilty of any and everything at that point. Derrick gets off of you and ends up picking you up- "Nooowww woooaaahhh there officer! If you drop me, we gon fight" he laughs and does a trick with you. Hailee: "Y/N HERNANDEZ!!! You lettin loose already??" Derrick does one more trick with you, then goes to Hailee. Chad follows behind Derrick and they start to dance and  do all sorts of things with Hailee and you can't believe what you just let happen but... It's a bachelorette party! "HAILEEEE SOON TO BE NEVERSONN!!! Betta enjoy this bc.. this won't happen again!" Hailee's face is bright red. Chad and Derrick pick her up and do a trick with her. They end with a thrust together and a cute bow. Everyone was sweating and hot. Hailee: "Officeeers, thanks for the show buuttt I'm sure the music is handled and y'all talked in here enough" They both laughed, nodded, you paid them, then they left. "GUUURRRLLLL WE CANT LET BRUNO AND TREY KNOW THAT HAPPENED!!!" Hailee looks at you, "BITCH THEY PACKAGE JUCIES ARE STILL ON ME!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH THRUST AND PACKAGE BEFORE IN MY FACE LIKE THAT!!" You and everyone else laughs really hard. "Bitch we all got their juices on us and saw more package than we needed to! But you gotta admit- surprise number 1 was BOMB AS HELL!!" Hailee walks over to you, "HEEELLLLL YEEEAAHHHH HOOEE!!" Everyone laughs and you go to turn the a/c on. "Maybe it'll get a little cooler in here." You all go back and sit down to finish the game. Obviously, Hailee lost just like she said she would bc she's practically done everything under the sun with Trey and in the past. Y'all then play some more games and eat food that was delivered. Y'all even had some drinks and checked out some of the naughty toys that were in the room. It's now 11:35pm and you all say your goodnights now that y'all are practically wasted and go into your rooms. Hailee: "Ok sooo today was hella interesting! I'm still stuck on those strippers. Where did you even find them???" You get in the bed next to hailee, "Well I had some connections Hailee... Like NICKI MINAJ! She told me about some amazing strippers she met at a club she went to and I was like ohhh I gotta get them for my girl, so I did and now... I got you shook as hell." Hailee: "Ahhhh I gotta tell Nicki thank you for telling you about them... cause girl... I can't say much but I can say this- THEY DID THEIR JOB AND DID IT WELL!" You both laugh. "Guurrllll go right on ahead, I'm gonna check up on my babies before I go to bed." You call Bruno. Bruno: "Heyy baby! I haven't heard from yo ass all day. Why is that?" "Ohhhh nothin babe.. just been busy doin stuff. CHILLIN... Layin here with Hailee. We relaxin now, it's been a long ass day. Where's my babies??" Bruno takes a minute to answer, "You alright... you sound like you drunk. You are, aren't you??" You look at Hailee. "Uhhh nahh, babe I'm fine. I'm strraaigghhtt. Back to the babies, where are they?" Bruno: "I don't believe that for a second. Imma ft you." You start to speak again but then Bruno hangs up. Seconds later he ft you. Bruno: "Look at my baby lookin all fine and ready for bed. Now what'd you want?" "Aww thank you baaabbbaaayyyeeee. And uhhh... I forgot." Hailee: "Heyyy BRUNOOO!!!! Where's Trey? He still there? I wanna see himmmm!" Trey gets in the camera, "Heyy baby! I'm still over here, we havin a guys night now that the kids are sleep." Bruno: "Yeah he gon stay and help out with the kids. Babe that's what you wanted to see right?" "OHHH YEAAHHH! My babies, show me them! Now now now!" Bruno and Trey look at each other funny. Trey: "Man yo girl good? She seem a little drunk..." You laugh, "If y'all don't let me see my damn babies, we gon all FIGHT!" Hailee: "Ain't nothin wrong with her ass! Stop talkin shit and... and... and just show her the babies!" Bruno: "What the hell? Y'all both drunk asf!! Y'all outta there! I'll show you the babies Y/N, but uhhh... then imma need you to go straight to sleep and don't drink anymore." You and Hailee laugh, "Bruno, I gotta finish this last cup, then I'll be finished!" Bruno turns the camera to the babies who are laying in the bed just kicking around. "Heyy mama's babies!! I miss y'all!! Kisses and hugs to you little ones!" Bruno turns the camera back to himself and Trey. Bruno: "Now that you've seen them, I'm gonna need you and Hailee to go on ahead and go to sleep... ok?" Hailee: "Bruno you're such a party pooper!! Trey, I love youuu!!" Trey: "Babe, I love you too, but I'm going to need you to sleep off the drinks. Ok?" Hailee laughs, "Whatever. I'm gonna finish this shit." Hailee starts to drink her drink again. "Alright Bruno... We will go to sleep soon. But we gotta go, I love youuuu baby!!! See y'all soon!!" Bruno: "Wait wait, I wanna know what y'all did today! What went down?" "Ohhh uhhh... nothing. Goodnight babe!" Bruno: "We gon talk about this later when your mind is right. Goodnight baby, I love you too." You and Hailee blow kisses and your other halves blow kisses back. Y'all hang up. "Shit were we that out there... I don't feel like we are that drunk!" Hailee grabs your arm, "Bitch we're outer than out there." Y'all both laugh and continue to drink y'all's last drinks, then fall right to sleep.