The dating game

You never called

l sat on my bed

And waited for the phone to ring

But it didn't ring

So l drank some Gin

You said you would call

To take me out some time

But you failed to impress

With your black and white vest

I should of listened to my friend

And never talked to you again

But l thought l'd be kind

And let you treat me

to some wine

Don't knock on my door

I don't want to

See you no more 

As you wasted my time

And my very last dime