Why the F*** Are We Having a Dance in March, IT'S F***ING MARCH

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Author-Chan's pov
At Sakura Cafe

"WHY THE F*** ARE THEY HAVING A DANCE IN MARCH IT'S F***ING MARCH!" Pandora screamed (I mean who else would it be) as they were opening the cafe.

"Because they realized they didn't have a Valentine Dance" Reyna replied calmly. She and Pandora were almost exact opposites. Except when Pandora wasn't a screaming ball of fury.

"BUT IM STILL MAD ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO DO" Pandora yelled.

"Come on it's just one night" Cephas calmly explained.

"Plus I roped Levy and Juvia into it" Reyna smirked. They had recently found out her dark secret.

Flash back
Cephas and Reyna walked into a dance club to chillax for a bit. They had asked Pandora, but she said she had plans.

"Give it up for our DJ dancing queen, Roxy Riot!" The announcer yelled. From the DJ booth walks Pandora wearing a blue and purple tye dye bra and tight black yoga pants. She started dancing, and everyone was cheering, while Reyna just stood confused. Cephas had hearts in his eyes and was blushing madly.

"It's not like I wanted you to know about the strip dance club thing, whatever!" She screamed and went to make more cupcakes for the party. Cephas and Reyna just sighed as they got set up for the day.

At school

Levy was reading the poster and sighed.

"Why did I agree to help Pandora"

"Juvia agrees" Juvia said and crossed her arms. Lucy walked behind them.

"Cause you guys owe her and Levy you have the best a** out of all of us" Lucy explained. Levy blushed a shade that rivaled Erza's hair.

"Guess what" Erza said filled with excitement as she walked up to them.

"What?" Levy asked as they began to walk to class.

"Jellal asked me to the dance! He even said he would help me set up the gym since I'm apart of student council!" She said with obvious anticipation in her voice.

"He looooooooooves you" Juvia and Lucy swooned. Erza blushed so hard her face matched her hair.

"Sh- shut up" She stuttered. The girls burst out laughing as they walked into class.

"So you and Natsu eh" Levy asked. Lucy nodded.

"You guys aren't mad at me right?" Lucy asked. Juvia and Levy hugged her.

"It's okay. We know about 3rd grade. Juvia thinks that you be with who you wanna be with" Juvia said.

"You guys are the best friends ever!" She exclaimed and they had a huge group huge, before sitting down and starting class.

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHIBI LEVY

The girls got out of class and walked to Sakura Cafe, where they found a strange sight

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The girls got out of class and walked to Sakura Cafe, where they found a strange sight.

"Should I ask?" Levy said confused.

"Should we?" Juvia asked.

"I'll do it" Erza said calmly.

"Um Reyna, why is Pandora in a bikini and arguing with Cephas?" Erza asked, mirroring everyone's confused looks.

"Pandora just got back from this dance club she works at, don't ask, and Cephas was there being a pervert and taking pictures. Then he said that she would look better wearing this, as he held up nothing and Pandora screamed at him and threw a dictionary at him." Reyna explained.

"YOU ARE SUCH A PERV" Pandora yelled.

"ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH" Cephas yelled back.

"YA KNOW WHAT, F*** THIS IM GETTING DRUNK" Pandora yelled as she walked towards the door.

"WE HAVE A F***ING JOB TO DO!" Cephas exclaimed as he walked into the kitchen. Pandora walked into the bathroom and changed into a loose sweater and jeans. She had grown out her dark grey hair on both sides so they were even. They were in two messy buns on the sides of her head with a few loose pieces of hair. Her blue streak of hair was shining brightly in the afternoon light.

"Sorry about that. So, I say we go shopping after this for dresses!!!" Pandora said excited.

"Yassssss!" Levy replied. They started bouncing around squealing about dresses.

"I am questioning life right know" Gajeel said as the boys and Jellal walked in. Natsu sling his arm around Lucy and Jellal did the same to Erza. Gray tried to do the same thing to Juvia, but instead she gave him a black eye.

"What was that for?!" Gray said in pain holding his eye.

"You were touching me" Juvia shrugged.

"WHO THE F*** WAS TOUCHING JUVIA I SWEAR TO MAVIS ALMIGHTY LEVY AND I WILL BEAT THEIR-" Pandora began before being slung over Cephas's shoulder and carried off into the kitchen. Reyna shrugged apologetically and followed them.

"Welp" Natsu began.

"Lucy and Natsu can go share a table with Jellal and Erza and you can do a double date. Levy and I will sit with-" Juvia was speaking before she realized what she was about to say. Gray and Gajeel looked hopeful.

"Ourselves because we f***ing feel like it" Levy finished for her and they sat at a two seat table.

"This is gonna be a long school year" Lucy sighed as she and Natsu went to join Erza and Jellal.

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