Belles to Remember

"Levy's to innocent and pure and smol" "AM NOT!!"

I'm back cause ya know what why the f*ck not.

So yeah

Sup

Let's do this thang.

Author-Chan's Pov (let's be honest when is it not)

"Oh hello Lucy" Lissana hissed.

"Hello Lissana" Lucy said with venom in her voice.

"That dress your getting so cute! It'll totally impress my Natsu-Bear. Give it" Lissana said holding out her hand.

"Why" Lucy asked and crossed her arms.

"Cause I'm better than you."

"Your not even dating Natsu" Lucy pointed out.

"I don't care"

"I already paid for it" Lucy said angrily.

"Well it's my dress now" Lissana said trying to take it.

"No, it's my dress. Buh-Bye" Lucy said and strutted over to Juvia and Levy who had knocked out Katsuki and Haraki.

"Ready?" Lucy asked.

"Yup" Juvia said and they walked out the door.

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"I dub you the guys the dateless losers" Natsu said proudly. Laxus, Jellal, Gray, Natsu, Gajeel, and Cephas were hanging out at Gray, Gajeel, and Natsu's House.

"You wanna piece a me Salamander!" Gajeel yelled. Gajeel and Cephas didn't have dates.

"We all have dates and you don't. He just stated a fact" Jellal pointed it calmly.

"Yeah I know but I've got girls lined up to date me, they'd faint on the spot if I asked them" Gajeel said.

"I've got an idea. Why don't we go to a strip club and pick up some older chicks" Gajeel recommended to Cephas.

"Sounds good" he said as they got in the car and drove to "La Mamasitas" As they walked inside, they were greeted by los of loud noises.

"GIVE IT UP FOR FOXY ROXY AND HER NEW PARTNER, BABY BLUE!" The announcer yelled as Levy and Pandora walked up to the stage. Pandora wearing booty shorts and a light purple crop top. Levy was also wearing booty shorts and a periwinkle crop top.

"NANI" Gajeel yelled.

"I forgot Pandora worked at this one. I guess Levy joined too" Cephas said, wiping a nose bleed while explaining.

Gajeel was at a loss for words. When they finished their dance, everyone in the crowd cheered. Gajeel just stood there dumbfounded, and extremely turned on.

"I've gotta go rethink my life now. See ya" Gajeel said walking out. Cephas followed, while Pandora and Levy were oblivious to their presence.

"That was so fun!" Levy said as they got off the stage.

"Ya see? The people want Baby Blue, you should give it to them" Pandora replied giggling. They walked back to the cafe to be greeted by Cephas crossing his arms and glaring.

"Pandora." He growled.

"Yes" she replied nonchalantly.

"HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT PRECIOUS LEVY. SHE'S TO INNOCENT AND PURE AND SMOL. SHE CAN'T BE A STRIPPER" he yelled. Pandora was about to respond, but was cut off by Levy.

"Too bad Ceph, I already am." Levy and Pandora walked to get changed Levy a fuming Cephas.

Sorry this was short, I'm lazy.

And tired.

And a weaboo.

So yeah.

Bye.