THE MIGHTY BISH SLAP OF MAGNOLIA SHALL TAKE DOWN YOUR NASTY A**

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Don't even ask about the title

Just don't

Lucy's Pov

Jellal and Natsu were talking about something during class while Erza and I were wondering how Levy and Juvia were holding up.

"I'm surprised Levy hasn't bish slapped him into next week" I sighed and Erza nodded.

"Or how Juvia hasn't punched his nose" she agreed. Just then, Lissana and her group of b****es walked in. They had hated us since we walked into the school. Apparently we had stolen the spotlight. Because it's her, I'm not even mad.

No shade against Lis

But she kinda has to be the villain sorry if you hate me now

Lol Jk never really cared

"Ugh" Erza said disgusted before nibbling some more on her strawberry cheesecake. A girl named Haraki and a girl named Katsuki walked up to where Gajeel, Gray, Levy, Juvia. They had eventually sat next to the boys cause the other seats were taken. I looked at Erza.

Oh f***.

"Your sitting in my seat" Katsuki said to Levy.

"I didn't see your name on it" Levy replied coldly.

"Too bad. It's mine" she said, holding her Chanel bag like a weapon. Levy stood up and stood in front of her.

"B**** are we gonna have a problem" Levy said like a bada**.

"Looks like it" Katsuki smirked.

"Lev, this might not be a good idea." Juvia said as she stood up.

"Also, other blue haired freak, you're sitting in my seat" Haraki said annoyed.

"BISH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME." Juvia said angrily. Somehow, Erza had gotten popcorn and was watching it.

"Blue is gonna be the color of your face when I get done beating your ratched a**" Levy said then took a a deep breath.

"Ultimate Bish slap of Magnolia!" Juvia   
and Levy yelled and back hand slapped them into the wall.

Good thing that no one else is here.

"Hey Luce, Jellal and I were gonna hang out and we were wondering if you wanted to come with us." Natsu asked holding my hand.

"Sure!" I answered, as we were about to walk out, Lissana stopped us.

"Why hand out with her when you can hang out with me instead?" She said trying to show off her cleavage to the world.

"Cause Luce is my girlfriend and I'd rather hang out with her" he shrugged then pulled me out of the shop and into his car.

"Thank goodness. Lissana has been all over me like butter on bread since 6th grade." Natsu sighed. I giggled at his remark, then he kissed me on the nose and started driving.

Erza's Pov

Lucy got out of the Cafe quick. Good thing Natsu maneuvered his way out. Levy and Juvia had went to practice with Pandora and Gajeel and Gray were talking about who knows what.

"Hey Erza, I heard a Marvel movie was playing at a movie theater nearby. Wanna see it?" Jellal asked while finishing his lemonade. He knows my weakness for Marvel.

"Sure which movie is it?" I asked.

"Thor Ragnarok!" He said. I squealed in delight as we walked out, only to be stopped by Ultear.

Nothing against Ultear. She's just the only other love rival I can think of for Jellal. Meredy is too pure and innocent.

"Hey Jellal!" She said completely ignoring me.

"Sorry, I'm off to go see a movie with my girlfriend. See ya later!" He said fast and dragged me to his car. I was redder than my hair.

"J- Jellal I d-didn't know w-we we're d-d-dating" I stuttered. Darn my nervousness! He then turned the same shade as my hair too.

"W-well I w-was wondering a-and was g-gonna ask and" I stopped him by putting my lips on his.

"The answer is yes." I said confidently after breaking the kiss.

"Good. I thought I was gonna have to ask you while Thor was fighting-" I cut him off.

"No spoilers!" I yelled.

"But you've already see-"

"No Spoilers!!!!!!" I said and puffed out my cheeks in rage. He kissed my puffed out cheek, then we took off to see Thor Ragnarok.

Pandora: Legit one of my favorite movies.
Author-Chan:SAME!!!!

Thx for reading and I'll see ya next chappie, bye!!!

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