Rants/Randomness

Stuff No One Talks About: Phantom Of The Opera Edition

1. How Madame Giry is the only one with a French accent.

2. HOW DOES CHRISTINE'S SUPER CURLY HAIR STAY SO BEAUTIFUL AND SMOOTH, EVEN JUST STANDING IN A THEATER FULL OF PEOPLE. I know that it's just a wig, but if we're looking at it logically, her ringlets would be frizzy as heck and bouncing in every direction. 

3. How the ballet dancers aren't doing real ballet, they're  just dancing gracefully. If they really were balleting it up, pointe shoes would be there.  There is a scene where a dancer  is chalking up here pointes, but no one is seen preforming any funky moves with them. I'm not a ballerina, but have gone to a few shows, and I can assume that that isn't what ballet looks like. (Please correct me if I'm wrong)

4. How has no one ever found one of the entrances to the Phantom's layer. It has to have at least once. But if it did, would the unsuspecting chump live to tell the tale?

5. How does the Phantom make his masks, does he have a plaster mould of his face just lying around for when he wants to spice things up a bit? Just a thought. 

6. How is the entire opera house so stupid to believe that the opera ghost isn't just some guy chilling in the basement, screwing around with everyone. I really wonder how many times Erik's had a good laugh over this.

7. How does one get a horse into the Paris catacombs?

8. I don't understand how the Primadonnas, or anyone, can sing in a strung up corset. To sing, especially hit those high note, one must not just breathe from their lungs, but their diaphragm . A good inhale is needed to produce a decent and booming sound. You can't do that while having it all sucked in. Sorry to get technical, just a sympathizer. 

9. Joseph Buquet's running form is awful, he waves his arms above his head. He would have at least had a chance at against Erik if he opened up his stride more and didn't scream so much. 

10. WHY DID THEY TAKE PHANTOM OF OF NETFLIX, WHY!!!!!