BNHA x Reader oneshots and drabbles

Aizawa | Don't you dare!

It wasn't often you would come home to Shouta shouting, but you knew when you did you had better start recording. So with your phone in hand, you kicked off your shoes and made your way towards the kitchen only to discover your husband with a slipper pointed at Muffin, who had her paw on the side of a glass. "DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE" he waved the slipper at the fluffy Persian who only meowed in response and gave the glass a small shove, leaving it sitting precariously over the side of the counter. You made sure your phone was still recording before you stepped into the room with a smirk,

"I was expecting Hizashi with the way you were shouting, but here you are, yelling at our innocent baby."

"She is NOT innocent, Look at her! She's trying to shove the glass." His tone was quieter now but he was still waving the slipper at her. With a laugh you stopped the recording, shoving your phone in your pocket before walking over to Muffin and scooping her up. Your tone went flat and your expression went cold as you turned to Shouta.

"Prepare the baby jail." He nodded and walked into your shared bedroom before dumping clothing out of a hamper. "Bring the prisoner." You walked in and placed your poor unsuspecting cat on the ground, giving her a punishment boop before Shouta covered her with the hamper. You giggled, causing him to give you a small smile and a peck on the lips before going back to the kitchen to get the water he had left behind. "This is a good life" You mumbled before freeing Muffin from baby jail.