In Hell With You

Nowhere

Now where in Hell was he? Ughh Yoongi loved cursing as much as he loved Kumamon but isn't it tiring to repeat 'hell' when he was literally right here? Aish that was confusing.

He trekked the vast land, seeing demons and a lot more ghosts as he wandered aimlessly around his new home.

He still can't figure out why he was placed here. Didn't he do good in his life? Sure there was the minor bullying and the fights but that was self-defense; in his opinion. He didn't kill anyone, but he did beat someone up almost to death. He stabbed someone with a pen when he was kindergarten, but that was because the kid was annoying. Curses weren't anything special right? Do they take those into account?

Sighh...

He should've seen it coming. But it's still hard to believe. Even harder when he was right there.

It wasn't what most people said it would look like. Hell was... something else entirely. Oh sure there's the occasional fires and the explosive volcanoes but that's it. Yeah there were the ghouls and the souls still floating around like balloons in air. He could've sworn he caught sight of the three-headed dog named Cerberus, was it? Three pairs of glowing red eyes, much like how Satan's does when he was angry.

He shivered.

Lesson learned: never provoke or disobey the devil. It might be the last thing you ever do.

But it was quite like earth, although there was mostly molten lava and red-hot material. It's quite surpring that Hell wasn't even that hot. But it is admittedly hotter than earth. Maybe it's because of the heat?

There were a lot of graves, and some skulls and bones here and there. Yoongi didn't even know where to go. Who was he supposed to live with? Funny question: do they even have houses in this place? Satan never mentioned anything about neighborhoods or towns.

"Yahh!"

Him?

"Yeah you!"

What the fuck..

"I'm talking to you!"

"What is it asshole?" This guy's getting on his nerves.

He smiles a little and puts out a hand. Yoongi stares back. This must be the first soul to ever greet him in the afterlife. So slowly he takes the hand.

"You new around here?"

"Uh yeah. Just finished a meeting with the almighty Satan." The sarcasm dripped off and the new guy chuckled.

"It's mandatory once you enter his kingdom," the other said with a helpless shrug. "Did he even say anything to you?"

Unconsciously Yoongi follows the new guy, footsteps crunching on the ground.

"I dunno but he's kinda scary," admitted the green-haired man as they walked. New Guy chuckled.

"Yeah well I guess he is."

"So how long have you been here?" Yoongi started as means of conversation. Cuz it would be boring if they didn't talk.

"Oh it's been a long time. I never bothered to count because there's no time here. But if I was being honest I'd say about three decades."

"That long huh?"

"Hey, you can never escape."

That made Yoongi pause. He looked at the New Guy with narrowed eyes. "You sure?"

He shrugged. "I haven't heard any stories of some people trying to escape to go to heaven. But don't they perish? I mean, I'm sure Satan just wouldn't let anyone leave with a snap like that." He snapped his fingers to show his emphasis. "There's gotta be some hound dogs or dragons around here right?"

"Do they even have dragons? And do those things really exist?" asked a dubious Yoongi as they continued nowhere.

"I've just been wasting my life here man," says the other. "I don't usually try to escape or that kinda crap since I know it'll never work. But if it did what's next for me?"

They walk and talk, sometimes pausing in between to contemplate in silence.

"Hey so where the heck are we going anyway?" Yoongi's been walking and his feet were starting to complain at the lack of rest.

"I was planning on taking you to my buds so I can introduce you."

"There are others?"

The guy scoffed "Yeah dude. They're fun and wacko but I'm sure you won't be bored."

"Well I just hit the jackpot ding ding ding," singsongs the man as they trudge on.

The other chuckles. "You're funny dude."

"Uh thanks?"

Cuz seriouly what else can he say?

They see a small clearing that was shaped oddly like a house.

"Do you guys even sleep?" was all Yoongi could say.

"Nahh we party every night."

"Well that's promising."

The new guy pulls his arm so they could move faster, and Yoongi could do nothing but follow his lead. After all, his nose was picking up a wonderful smell, something that was awfully like food. Can they even eat?

Wow hell sure was something else entirely.

They went in and loud noise greeted Yoongi's ears, one that he didn't appreciate.

Someone was laughing by the stove, holding a frying pan and a wooden spatula. He seemed so familiar, like a close friend or something.

Who the hell was that?

The laughter rang in his ears and immediately his mind clicked.

"What the hell?"

All the people stopped horsing around as they stared at the newcomer who was staring at the cook who stared back at him.

The shocked expression melted into a delighted expression, and he said in jovial greeting "Oh hey Yoongi!"

Said boy could only exclaim "Wait what the fuck are you doing in Hell?!"

MOOHAHAHHAAH IM so badd! Both at writing and in doing this scene hope u guys enjoyed pls tell me wat u think