In Hell With You

Faraway

Okay warning: this chapter contains coversation based from the Bible, since Im a Catholic. If you Indians or other religions are uncomfortable you may skip. If not go ahead. Im open-minded yall talk to me :)

Yoongi's sick and tired.

In all honesty it's okay with him if he's stuck here in hell for his whole afterlife.

But Jung Hoseok? That's just dead wrong.

So here Yoongi's roaming the wide expanse of Hell's uneven ground, the time unknown but definitely around midnight.

There were still a lot of things unknown to Yoongi. Like, are there any hidden monsters in here? Does Satan sleep or is he always awake watching everyone who's under his command? Isn't there any way out, despite what Zelo told him the first time they met?

All these questions remained unanswered, and a deep sigh escapes Yoongi's lips as he kicked a rock in boredom and slight bitterness.

Hoseok deserves much much more.

He comes into a stop when the air became chilly all of a sudden.

Yoongi looks around and spins thrice in his spot, looking for any sign that he wasn't alone anymore.

His eyes squint because there was suddenly a gust of wind that blew sand and dust into his eyes. Now that's just fucking annoying and itchy.

"Who goes there? C'mon fucker show yourself don't be shy."

Once the wind had receded Yoongi's eyes go back to its normal size. Well that was relieving.

But the face that met him made his heart plummet into his chest.

A wide fake grin covers his lips, and he raises a hand in greeting as he utters "Oh hi Satan."

Yeah, call the devil himself a fucker and Yoongi's sure to be fed to this guy's three-headed pet.

But instead of getting angry like usual, the well-dressed devil was smirking in amusement, eyes glinting.

For once in his afterlife Yoongi saw the ruler of hell wearing a suit, a fancy cane being held by his right claw.

"Going somewhere?" he asks with a raised brow. Honestly, who won't be curious?

Satan just chuckles. Swings his cane around. Hangs it on his shoulder.

Then he looks faraway.

"Just came from a party, actually," he starts as he loosens his tie. Yoongi's surprised at that. Hell throws parties? Well that's new.

"What's it all about?"

The devil shrugged carelessly. "I met up with my old friends such as Death and Lust." He smirks as he mentioned the latter, obviously having some kind of affair with her. He looks back down to meet the human's eyes.

They say that once you look the devil in the eye, you would shrivel up and perish. Die a painful death, or see monsters beyond their wildest dreams.

But that was not the case.

Satan's eyes were that of gold rimmed with yellow by the sides, pupils dark but irises bright with color. Yoongi didn't know how to describe his feelings at the moment. Scared wasn't the word, because he felt extremely at peace. Yeah, odd coming from him since he was beside the king of darkness.

Yoongi just stayed silent, letting the warm breeze hit his cheeks.

Till Satan spoke.

"I tempted Jesus in the desert after his forty-day fasting was over." Yoongi's head snapped to him just as he opened his mouth. "I said to him first: if you are the Son of God, turn this stone into bread." He smirked, but this time it was evil. He frowns. "Stubborn boy said some sacred scripture so I went on to the second." He raises two fingers. "I brought him to the highest land and showed him the world. I told him I'd give it all if he bowed to me."

This time Yoongi couldn't hold back his disgust.

"You're sick man!" His nose crinkles. "Who are you to test God's son?"

The devil smirked, eyes twinkling with mischief.

"Why, I'm Satan."

He continued "That holy man once again refused, and I went on to my last temptation." He was studying his nails, and Yoongi kept his gaze on his nonchalant figure.

"I said to him to throw himself down, for it is written 'He has given his angels orders about you, to guard you, and again:

They will carry you in their arms lest you trip over a stone.'" His smirk grows. But then his lips turn upside down to give way to a scowl. "Again, he refused. Said something about not putting God to the test ew." It was his turn to be disgusted. Yoongi's face was triumphant.

"Ha! Serves you right anyway!"

Satan gives him the evil eye, dark aura surrounding him, and Yoongi has the mind to shut up.

"It's easy to see why God detests you," he said, his aura disappearing to return to normal.

Yoongi's more than confused, and with it came his annoyance.

"What're you talking about?"

Satan was just there, smirking and twirling his cane in his hand.

"Figure it out yourself bad boy."

With that, he disappeared.

What the hell was he talking about??

Yoongi cursed before stomping home.