Undertale x Reader One-shots {REQUESTS OPEN}

Sans x DirtyMinded!Reader

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Im a very dirty minded person soo this fits me perfectly :3

Anddd im in school rn so it might be kinda bad bc I feel like people are watching me and I'm shister-spooked

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I smiled as I sat on Sans back and my hair flew with the wind as he gave me a piggy back ride.

"Y/N....." he groaned.

"Yeah Sansy?" I replied, obviously bored.

"It's my turn to ride on you!!!!" he whined.

I literally jumped two feet off of his back when he said that. Oh my gawd..

"EW SANS, NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" I shrieked.

"But what's wrong with- oh," he blushed madly when he realized what I meant.

"You're so dirty minded N/N!!" pouted Sansy.

"Can't help it, it's my specialty," I replied

I grinned at his blushing face and decided to have some fun with him. (AN: GETCHUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER BOIS N GURLS >:( )

I sat on Sans and internally laughed at his reaction.

"Whaaaat are you doing N/N?" he asked

"Didn't you want to ride on me?" I whispered seductively, holding in a laugh.

The poor boy blushed 50 shaded of blue and couldn't even speak for a moment.

"N-N/N!!!!!"

I laughed so hard I almost choked. Well, not almost. I actually choked.

"N/N! Don't choke because of that!" Sans told me.

He patted my back until my breathing got steady. My dirty mind had already thought of something else.

"Sans" I sighed as I rubbed my cheek against the top of his skull.

"What the fu- y-yeah Y/N?"

"If you didn't want me to choke because of that joke, did you want me to choke on your dick instead?"

That was enough, Sans fainted.

Oh fuck.

I gently picked up Sans and laid him down on my bed. Time for another dirty prank!

I took of Sans shirt and pants leaving him in his boxers then stripped down to my undergarments and crawled into my bed next to him.

I pulled my blanket over us and laughed evilly then immediately stopped when SANS HUGGED ME.. WHAT?!

I quickly got my acting skills ready as he woke up.

"Ah, relaxing in bed her with Y/N," he sighed. "WAIT, RELAXING IN BED WITH Y/N!?"

I grinned and shuffled my body out of his hug so I was facing him.

Time for the prank to begin.

"Y/N! Why are you only wearing your undergarments?" Sans scolded.

"Don't you remember?" I fake grinned.

"What happened here?" he asked in a daze.

"We fucked," I smiled.

"Oh, I see we- WAIT WHAT!?" his eyes widened.

He looked down at the both of us and blushed madly.

"I'm so so so so sorry Y/N" he apologized.

"Just kidding!" I laughed my ass off.

What happened next was unbelievable. Sans pinned me down to the bed and whispered huskily, "Well it's actually going to happen now."

I blushed intensely and shoved his arms off of me. I would not lose my composure.

"You wish!" I put on my clothes and walked out.

"N/N! Come back! I'll buy you ice cream!" he yelled.

My eyes lightened up at the mention of free food.

"I love you Sans!" I cried as I jumped into his arms.

Little did I know, Sans was thinking at that moment: 'That would be my greatest wish come true.'

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Soooo this is a pretty short one and my computer is gonna die..

I hate Computer applications and I hate coding so I typed this instead ;) 

Love chu and buh baiiiii!

~541 words~