Akatsuki Parent Scenarios

First night with you and the meeting the Akatsuki the next morning

Pein & Konan 

Your parents brought you home only two days after you were born and by the the time they got to the Akatsuki hideout the sun had already gone done, so Pein wanted you and Konan to rest so he sent you two straight to bed, no seeing the others, no doing anything straight to bed and you only cried once that night and that was when Hidan yelled 'SHUT THE FUCK UP' and he didn't get his body for two days.

You were already awake, you were just waiting for mom to wake up and when she did, she smiled at you and got dressed and then she got you dressed.

Konan carried you to where everyone was meeting for a meeting (wait what the fuck) and there was Hidan's decapitated head on the table yelling at everyone, then he noticed Konan "YOU HAD THE FUCKING BABY" he screamed, grabbing everyone's attention, Tobi was the first to approach "BABY-CHAN IS HERE, YAY TOBI HAS SOMEONE TO EAT CANDY WITH" then Deidara hit him over the head.

"You moron, the thing has no teeth hm"

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO LOUD AT NIGHT" 

"Better not cost us anything"

"WAAHH THAT HURT SENPAI"

"I'm leaving"

"Maybe I could teach it how to swim"

With all the noise and other things you began to cry, making Konan very angry, lets just say the Akatsuki didn't make you cry for a long time

Hidan 

You were already asleep by the time Hidan got back to the base, so he set you on his bed and wondered what the hell he was gonna do with you, you did not cry once that night, so he looked through the clothes he packed that your mom bought and he saw one he liked.

Hidan put that on you when morning came and walked confidently to everyone

"I made this fucking thing right here" he stated 

"What prostitute did you screw Hidan" 

Hidan wasn't too happy with that sentence "fuck you old bastard"

Kisame

Kisame had walked to the Akatsuki base carrying you, he didn't know how to raise kids, how was he gonna raise and support you? He would ask Itachi for help in the morning for now he had to get you to sleep.

It took two hours to get you sleep you were stubborn, something you got from your mother, but you did sleep and when morning came, Kisame had a pretty rough time getting you in your clothes.

Kisame nervously walked to everyone, Itachi was the first to spot you "Kisame where did you get the baby" he asked

"What the fuck kind of women would let Kisame fuck her" said Hidan laughing causing him to get his head cut off. Other then that everyone loved you.

Itachi

Both Himari and Itachi were nervous to introduce you to the Akatsuki but they did it anyway, you were a calm baby and didn't cry as much as other babies would so they had no problem sneaking you into the Akatsuki.

Your mom had made that for you and thought it was hilarious, Itachi not so much, but he still let you wear it. You see only three people in the Akatsuki knew about you so far and that was Deidara, Kisame, and wait for it Hidan, why Hidan and Deidara you ask it was because Himari thought of them as older brothers or something.

Hiamri and Itachi walked in with you, Deidara walked up to Hiamari "this is her yeah" he asked "yep" said Himari "holy fuck you really were pregnant" said Hidan noticing them "Hidan my child does not need to pick up your problem" said Itachi "I don't have a fucking problem".

Kiasme chose that moment to walk in "oh you already had the kid".

Itachi wasn't too happy to have the three of them surround you but you seemed to love the attention and everyone loved you, how could they not, you had that natural Uchiha charm.

Kakuzu

He literally just walked in with you declaring you were his and not to touch you and went to his room.

Obito/Tobi

Everyone already met you.

Sasori

You were oddly silent that night, so slient that Sasori thought you were dead but you weren't.

Sasori had gone to check on you and Kiyoe only to see her gone, he immediately knew something was wrong because Kiyoe wasn't one to just up and run like that and he knew she loved you, he saw it in her eyes.

Sasori decided to address the matter later and introduce you to everyone.

Sasori was immediately noticed and was bombed with questions (see what I did there, no ok, I'll stop) he answered none of them and got the fuck out of there.

Deidara

You had cried every hour that night because, daddy was way to close mommy, you didn't want Deidara anywhere near your mom, you were a possessive baby and Deidara was forced to sleep on the floor.

Nagisa had gotten you dressed that morning and Deidara had to pop his back from sleeping on the floor.

Despite being Deidara's child, you were intelligent and found a way to wrap everyone around your little finger, everyone adored you, even Kakuzu and Deidara was not every happy that you got everyone's attention.

Well there it is my little flowers, hoped you enjoyed