You were a very cheerful baby, you tried so hard to say words but they just came out in baby language and it was getting on your nerves but you stayed patient.
One day while your mother was making paper birds and other things for you because you loved oragami and Konan wanted to teach you one day.
While the both of you were in the living room, Hidan had been passing by and said "for the fucking love of Jashin" you did what most babies did and repeated it "fuck Jashin" you had said, a shadow had come across Konan's eyes "Tobi will take (Y/N) to the other room" she asked him "Tobi will be a good boy and take (Y/N)-chan" he picked you up and took you out the room "okaa-san" you said once you left the room.
And lets just say Hidan wasn't allowed to swear around you once Pein found out what he taught you.
Hidan
Hidan actually wanted you to swear, mostly because so you could be like him. "Say fuck bitch" you looked at him with your magenta eyes "how about shit" you again looked at him this time yawning.
Hidan knew you were about to sleep so he just sighed in defeat and set you on his bed, he would try again tomorrow.
Hidan took you to the living room once you woke up and set you on the floor "ok bitch now say fuck" he told you, you simply looked at him then Kakuzu walked in the room "what the hell are you doing" he said to Hidan "the fuck does it look like old bastard I'm trying to get the bitch to say fuck" you looked at Kakuzu with your innocent eyes and said happily "Kazu", Hidan looked at you for a minute then grabbed his scythe and lunged for Kakuzu but he dodged him and grabbed Hidan's scythe and just cut him up.
Kakuzu
Your dad was counting money like always because Hidan had barged in demanding money and Kakuzu said 'no' but Hidan wouldn't take no for an answer and stole some, so Kakuzu was counting the money to see how much he stole, but you and your little stuffed (f/a) that Konan gave you were bored so you sliently crawled to your father, swearing under his breath.
You looked at the small coins on the floor, picked one up and gave it to your dad, he took it without saying a word (dick).
You got mad, you wanted him to tell you what it was, you tired to climb on his lap to reach it but he simply sat you back down.
"MINE" your small voice said.
Kakuzu turned his head to see you reaching for the coin, he sighed and gave it to you. You giggled showing your new coin to (f/a).
Itachi
You said papa mostly because Itachi was a smart motherfucker and kept you around him and your mom
Sasori
You and puppet papa were messing around with some puppet parts when you held up and arm and questioned "arm?".
He looked at you "yes (Y/N) it's an arm"
Obito
You're being raised by Obito.
It was domination
Deidara
Bomb.
Dei-Chan's your dad you shouldn't be surprised
Now for random bullshit
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