A day in the squad

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Natsuki: sorry I was late I was...doing stuff...
Yuri: *slams open door* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE HECKING STAIRS!
Natsuki: Push is a strong word, I prefer to say "giving you a little nudge".
Yuri: OH ILL SHOW YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR A-
Natsuki: Hey. No cussing around fu**ing Monika.
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Bonus!
Natsuki: Yuri, can you play the role of my father?
Yuri: I don't wanna be your father Natsuki.
Natsuki: Great! You already know your lines!





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