Got stuck in my world (A Naruto Fanfic)

The journey to the land of poo

I dedicate this chapter to lilykoop5 for the first one to comment! ;) Thank you so much lilykoop5!

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Tiiimeskip!

Aftahh the D-rank mezzeonsss

Louhan's POV

"You can come in now." the Hokage signalled

And the old drunkard came in. Urgh! I can smell sake from here! e.o

"My name is Tazuna, master bridge builder and you are to protect me with your life and send me home safely."

He looked at us.

"So these snot-nosed brats are supposed to protect me?! The shortest kids with the goofy and stupid face, are those even ninja?" he complained.

The old geezer! How dare he talk like that to the future Hokage?! I swear Imma feed him to my pet rhinocorniraffe.

"Hahaha! Who's the shortest kid with a goofy face?" Naruto asked excited.

I had a -W- face on since I know it's Naruto.

We lined up. First was Sasuke, then Sakura then Naruto then me. But Naruto's just a centimeter taller than me so he can't see the difference.

But I did.

"Why you little!!!"

Naruto and I yelled in unison.

Kakashi held us by the collars of our clothing. Stupid bastard won't let me go!

"Lemme at em! Lemme at em!"

"Stupid old drunkard geezer! I swear I'm gonna kill you in your sleep! And then surrender you to Zabuza and then Gato will take overrrrr!! That way, Zabuza and Haku won't diee!! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

I saw the geezer get pale.

"What? Cat got your tongue? Do you perhaps know a man named Gato?" I crossed my arms and Kakashi released us.

"Yes. I know a man named Gato. Why?" he tried to act calm.

"Don't play stupid old geezer. I.."

I thought about it for a sec. If I tell them now we can't get all kickass and I can't meet Moomooza! NOOOO!

"Cause you're already stupid! Hahaha!"

Then an anime vein appeared on his head and I saw him sigh in relief.

"Alright," the Hokage started, "You are to escort this man to the Land of Waves. Like I said earlier this is a C-rank mission. You leave as soon as possible."

"Yes Hokage-sama." Kakashi bowed and faced us, "Yosh, team meet me at the gates in fifteen minutes."

And he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

**An hour latahh

"Yosh! Team let's move out to the Land of Poo!" I exclaimed when I got to the gates.

"You're late!" Sakura and Naruto yelled at the same time.

Srsly? Are they meant-to-be or something?

"Yeah, what were you doing Louhan?" Kakashi asked.

"I kind of stared at a HUGE chocolate bar from a store for three minutes. Didn't know it was an hour." I shrugged.

"You are so stupid kid." Tazuna commented.

"Oh stop it, you." I feigned fluttered.

They sweatdropped.