Trash panda part 2

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                                      -After lunch-
We walk to class and I say "hi child" as is the usual with me ( i call everyone child. Mostly short people) and immediately after she burps at me and we both just die in that moment.

We alway have time to spare right before 5th so we put our stuff by the walls and TP does her best to imitate a dragon by throw her cheats our and breathing out. Like fire was about to come out. And say "IM A DRAGON!"

TP does this again but before hand says " this reminds me of a dragon" and jumps into the air flapping her arms like wings and doing the 'breathing fire' motion and. I. Die in this moment.

After her 'show' she comes up to me (still laughing) and says " ima go make new friends and fail" I laughed more and kept repeating "me!"

God my friends are weird

-Lynn

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