I'm at lunch right and I'm with my friends (silver,TP,Muffin,Allie,) and they all start saying gay jokes(none of us are against being gay I swear) it starts with this:
Muffin-"A student asked my gay-looking teacher a question and as they did I said 'are you gay?' And he responded with maybe to my question!"
*Everyone laughs*
TP-"One time he was in the closet and said 'okay I'm coming out of the closet now'!"
*Everyone laughs*
Someone random "Your mom gay"
Allie-"which one?"
TP-"you just proved their point!"
Me-"MAYBE THEIR BI! Did you just assume their sexuality TRIGGERED!"
*Everyone chuckles*
Muffin- "It's not gay if you wear socks, then it's lesbian!"
*Everyone laughs*
Me-"CURSE YOU ALL AND YOUR GAY JOKES!"
TP-"We're just havin' a gay old time!"
*everyone laughs, I mental facepalm*
Me- *sigh* I hate all of you(not really you all da best)
TP-"TIME TO SING THE GAY NATIONAL ANTHEM!"
Me-"oh god no stop"
Tp-"Dez nuts love me this I know, for the bedroom tells me so!"
*Chuckles then laughter*
Tp-" there was once a girl named deez and she wanted to open a nuts shop *dramatic pause* she named it deez nuts!"
*Laughter*
Oh god what's wrong with my friends(TP especially)
-Lynn
My friends also stole my notebook for writing down ideas for this book and yeeted across the table
YOU ARE READING
What's wrong with me/the world
RandomThe cover comes from the web comic sweet home by Youngchan Hwang / Carney Kim. Read it! It's amazing! Anywho this book is why I'm an idiotic,annoying,ugly,stupid,dumb, very dirty-minded, very foul-mouthed person! Also I own none of the pictures in t...
