Louise ROOTS: Trouble with the dancers (5sos)

Richy Rich

This is another story about Louise ROOTS and Sheridan Pennywell however this one is 5sos again. you can check out my stories too.

My name is Louise ROOTS and i live in Australia with my best friend Sheridan Pennywell. i also have 10 people that came out of my vagina. justing timberlake, my first born, my second my college girl sophie, two toddlers simber and willy, quintuplets (whore, slut, robocop, gonnerea and skitsafrinic) and my youngest skidders. Sheridan works as a model and fasion designer and im a manager for a japense swing dancer company and group. not only that but we arent even famous and we are friends with loads of celebrities. please do not ask me how old i am, or how old Sheridan is.

Dear Diary,

I was sat out next to the pool with sophie and we were talking about money. "mum whats it like to not be rich?" my daughter asked me "normal, you cant spend money on anything you want and you need to think how much you will spend a week and have to save up alot" i said "but when i did become rich i decided i want to share it with people i loved, and thats when you were born" i added smiling to my child. "but what about justin?" enquired sophie "oh i've always hated him, i only spent money on him when i had to, he only had a few toys and he wasnt as lucky as you lot, plus i was in a bad patch back then, he was such an ugly fucking baby"  "oh ok, so basically he wasnt spoiled" "no love deffinetly not, mother hood changes you really". i stood up and got another drink from the kitchen and i brought another one out for sophie and we were having a good laugh. i always enjoy having time with the kids, but not justin. i fucking hate him, i hate his music more. a few drinks later (i dont know australia shit coz im actually from Bristol but sophie is like 19 at college so whatever the age is she's drinking coz i said so) Ashton was at the gates and i let him in out into the garden with us with a drink in his hand. "what you guys up to?" "just chilling coz mums off for a while" said sophie "yeah just soacking in the sun" i said. boner boy (ashton's nickname because of the choice awards thing he got a boner in the shower lol) he got another boner as we were both in our bikini's, did you know my nickname is boner garage. "the babie's are with their dad's i have no dirty nappies in the house for about a week" "ooh sounds good" said ashton sitting down on a deck chair, "wanna go somewhere later, a fancy dinner anything, shagger house?" ashton asked "whats the shagger house?" asked sophie "nothing you need to know about baby, ill take you their for your 40th birthday or when you start to have effection for old people" i replied, "yeah sure lets go out tonight i feel pretty good, how about we get ready later and go out tonight for a meal?" "yeah thatll be awesome, sounds like a plan" said ashton sipping his drink.

A few hours later Ashton had left the house back to his to get ready, me and sophie were trying on outfits  until we found something not too slutty, kinda in the middle looking sexy kinda look. we got dressed, looking classy and we were ready to splash the cash on food, shopping and possibly granny dumping. Ashton said he would pick us up with Calum and take us to the resturant becasue it was an upper class dining place where we would eat. Ashton looked amazing, a nice blazer a fancy longer top underneath and jeans, and so did Calun, suited up and looking sexy, we got into the car and drove off to the place, the drive there we were singing in the car "oh na na, vwat is my name, oh nan vwat is my name, oh na na vwat is my name, what is my name, vwats mah name". we finally got there and we got lead out the car by the guy from the hunchback of notre dame, he was really nice, tip him well please. we went into the room and waited to be seated, people there looked as posh as the queens emaculate anus and also very charming in a way. we were sat down at a table of four and we ordered wine, so we could all get pissed, i felt so bad though, sophie was only at college and i was taking her to a resturant expecting her to get drunk. we ordered our meals and we were really stuffed  by the end adn quite drunk, but we chose to carry on our night getting pissed as a fart. a few hours into the night and i was making our with Ashton and there was no sign of Calum and Sophie, all i remmeber from that night was me and Ashton in the night club making out ina  corner and knowing the other two were gone. i guess they were fucking. lets just say, we had a bit of fun that night. wow my stories have people getting drunk in every one of my stories, strange. theres probably more booze to come.