phil: finally done wit the attitude long enough to stop attacking my dick?
dan: nah
phil: feisty are you
dan: sure if that's what you call it
phil: so you not here for hookups then?
dan: if he has a big dick i'll do anything
phil: well i guess it's my lucky day
dan: haha funny joke
dan: ur dick barely the size of my pinky toe
phil: wanna test it out to make sure ur predictions are correct?
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taste
Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
