phil: guess who's horny
dan: me
phil: sick me too!
phil: i have an idea
dan: so do i
phil: amazing let's hear it
dan: [image attached]
phil: oh wow okay
dan: that what you had in mind?
phil: not really but i'm flexible with plans
dan: u aren't gon b a fuckboy?
phil: haha what
dan: k i'll pick up the slack
dan: what would u do if i was there ;)
phil: oh wow
dan: dammit phil
dan: i'm tryna get in ur pants
phil: OH RIGHT
dan: jesus christ
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
