phil: i gotta hard dick
phil: want somethin to suck on?
dan: ew i don't want ur sweaty meat stick
phil: rude
phil: it's not sweaty
dan: it's small tho
phil: god i fucking hate u to the greatest extent
dan: sure baby 🤪 i believe that
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
