Ninjago Smut (REQUESTS CLOSED)

LavaShipping Smut (not a lemon)

    Season 8-9 Ninja

 The day was warm but the breeze was cold enough to make things seem semi cold. The wind lightly flowed in through the skylight above the room Kai trained in.

Everyone but Kai had finished their training, as they had't forgotten to set their alarms to AM instead of PM. 

He stayed by himself in the training section of the Bounty, kicking and punching at every dummy and dodging every sword. His moves were sharp and fluent, but as always, Kai felt that he needed to improve.

To the right of the room, where the entrance was, there were these large rectangular windows that showed the main lobby where the ninja often watched tv or talked when they were bored. It was like the center area of the whole Bounty, as there were numerous hallways leading from that single room going to either one of the ninja's bedrooms, the kitchen, the exit, or the dungeon where prisoners were held; though that led downstairs.

Everyone but Nya, Wu and Misako were in the lobby, watching Kai train, football, and chatting.

   "Are you ever gonna make a move on Nya, Jay?" Cole nudged the blue ninja, who responded with a glare.

"Who says I haven't?" He grumbled.

"Your virginity, that's what." Lloyd laughed.

Cole leaned over his knees and cried, "Get burned Jay!"

"Rocky boy!"

"Noodle arms!"

"Single lady!"

"Rocket lo-!" Cole turned to face Jay. "What?"

"Single. Lady." Jay smirked, speaking in a sing-song voice. "You heard me."

Lloyd put a balled fist over his mouth in an "its about to go down" gesture, looking over at Zane who's eyes were a darker shade of blue, which only happened if he was recording.

"I'm only single because I'm too big," Cole raised an eyebrow with a cocky smirk. "Noodle arms."

"You know what else is too big?" Jay growled, "Your ego, bucko." He turned around and grabbed the remote, turning the volume up by three clicks. "Get a date, you Lone Wolf."

With Lloyd snickering in the background, Cole narrowed his eyes and looked away. Jay's right, he thought. I'm single...and I need a reason to be arrogant so I can piss Noodle Arms off...

Cole suddenly felt his lips tilt up in a mischievous grin.

"Hey.." Cole raised an eyebrow at Jay, making the Lighting Master look over again, annoyance in his tone.

"What."

"How bout a bet?"

Those words seemed to peak Jay's interests, and his tone went from annoyed to intrigued in a way.  "Go on.."

"I'll get Kai to date me." 

"AGHPH-!" Lloyd suddenly spat out his Coke, and the two turned to face him with confused expressions.

"The hell..?"

Lloyd started laughing his ass off, earning an annoyed glare from Cole.

"Kai?!" Lloyd reached a hand out to Zane's shoulder, a shoulder he in fact missed.

"Bruh..." he inhaled before laughing again, "Record this..please!"

"Recording." Zane replied in his robotic tone, and Jay suddenly smirked. 

"HeY gUyS, GrEeN NiNjA gAminG hErE." He mocked Lloyd as if he were some kind of gaming youtuber or something, and Cole laughed at Lloyd this time.

Rolling his eyes, Lloyd managed to contain himself. "I DARE you...go up to him and just-." He did a spanking gesture. "WHAM."