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HEY ITS ME, JOANNA BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME JO. IVE BEEN IN THE ORPHANGE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. SUDDENLY MY DOOR SWINGS OPEN AND MY ABUSIVE ALCOHLIC DRUG ADDICT ORPHANGE MANAGER, AGATHA YELLS "PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO ADOPT YOUR SORRY ASS" I HURL MY SELF DOWN THE STAIRS TO SEE NO OTHER THAN......

THE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS!!!!

"HEY JO" SAID JOSH

"WE ARE TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND SO WILL U BE...... WE'RE ADOPTING YOU" EXLAIMED TYLER

SO MANY THOUGHTS WERE RACING IN MY MIND. WØW THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO ADOPT ME. SO I RACE UPSTAIRS TO GET THE REST OF MY BELONGINGS (MY PHONE, MY UKE, MY BEANIE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... MY DRUMSTICKS) I WONDERED QUITLEY TO MYSELF... DO YOU THINK THEY NOTICED MY BLURRYFACE SHIRT OR MY RED AND BLACK CONVERSE I CUSTOMED MADE FOR MYSELF

AGATHA (THE ABUSIVE ALCOHOL DRUG ADDICT ORPHANGE MANAGER FROM BEFORE) WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF DOOR BLOCKING US FROM LEAVING

"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ADOPT THIS WALKING HEAP OF DOO DOO?"

TYLER F L I N C H E D

"HELLS YEAH" SAID JISHWA "SHE'S THE RADDEST GIRL WE'VE EVER SEEN"

"YOU'VE ONLY SEEN HER FOR 3 MINUTES???? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN APPROVED... OR SIGNED PAPERS DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THIS PROCESS WORKS???? WHAT IN THE HELL?? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW LONG AN ADOPTION ACTUALLY TA-"

AGATHA WAS CUT OFF

"WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR NONE OF THAT LADY. LETS US TAKE JO AND WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY" SCREAMING TY

"UM OKAY?? BUT??" AGATHA SAID IN A STATE OF CONFUSION

SUDDENLY! JOSH SMACKS AGATHA ACROSS HER HEAPING PILE OF DOO DOO LIKE FACE.

"OH MY GOSH! NICE HIT, JERSH" I SAID

TYLER AND JOSH BOTH GRABBED MY ARMS AND ON WE WENT... OUR ADVENTURE TOGETHER WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

THE CAR RIDE TO THE TØP MANSION WAS *E P I C*

WE ALL SANG ALONG TO MY FAVORITE TEE OH PEE SONGS SONGS SUCH AS, STRESSED OUT, HEATHENS AND RIDE!! (AS YOU CAN TELL... I ONLY LIKE THE MOST OBSCURE OF SONGS I GUESS THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SUCH A DIE HARD FAN!!!!!)

WE PULL UP TO THE MANSION... JIM (JOSH DOG) RUNS OUT AND JUMPS ON ME AS IF HE'S KNOWN ME FOR YEARS

"JIM!" I SHOUT

"OH YOU ALREADY KNOW HIS NAME I SEE" JOSH SAID

"OH YEAH!!1!11!!! IM WHAT SOME MAY SAY A CLIQUIE!"

"AWESOME!! THAT'S SO COOL YOU'RE SO INTO OUR BAND DUDE!!" SAID JOSH

"THANKS DUDE!" SAID I

"CMON ON IN GUYS!! COME TRY MY COOKIES I WOKE UP AT 4:30 AM TO MAKE!!!!!" JENNA YELLED FROM THE MANSIONS KITCHEN WINDOW

THERE SHE WAS. JENNA. SHE HAD BLONDE HAIR.

"WOW!! ITS JENNA!!" I SAID. EXCITED.

"YEP THERE'S MY GIRL" SAID TYLER.... WITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE

WE ALL GO INSIDE AND EAT UP ALL OF JENNAS DELICIOUS HOMEMADE COOKIES.

"WHOS READY FOR A JAM SESH?!?!?! JO, I HEARD YOU PLAY THE DRUMS! DID YOU KNOW I PLAY THE DRUMS TOO???? ASKED JOSH

"YOU DO?!?! NO WAY!! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ALREADY!!" I SAID IN A STATE OF SURPRISED!

THEY BREAK OUT INTO SONG... AND THERE I AM WATCHING IN AWE.

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