Can't Keep Count

Never going to learn

Okay so let's get back to these bad ass experiences on Crack'd.

Sonn y'all I remember one time I was looking on the app and y'all I saw this fine ass white boy (catfish) on the app and he wanted to link with me ....

His profile said he went to the PWI in my hometown and he wanted to meet up with me ...I was so fine with that because when i was younger I had a wet dream about "Fred Jones" off of scooby doo...

After that I been wanting some white chocolate every since ...

So when he sent me the address he stayed in the whole other side of town ...like crossing a bridge type of driving ....and I was like ohh fuck no who bouta do allat driving and then I remembered how fine he was ....

So later that day I decided to go ahead and start driving ...tell me why when I get to his side of town it's no fu@kin street lights at ALLLL ....the grass was high asab and it had fu@kin corn fields everywhere ....

First thing I thought about was

LYNNCHH HIS ASSS !!!!!

So I respectfully turned my car around at the nearest parking lot and told him "fu@k that I'm not coming "....

He going to call me and ask me why ....mind y'all I was high asab ....I said because I feel like you're a racist and your trying to set me up ......

He was like "dude I'm not a racist ...I love black ppl ....I don't fw white ppl ".....

In my head I was thinking your being racist by not trying to be racist but whatever ...

So he asked me "so u really came this far to jus turn around" ?  I was like" hell yea I didn't know I was going into no fu@king woods" ...

Then he was like "dude you just wasted gas doing that". I was like there are NO FU@KS GIVEN at this point ....

He was like how about we meet up at Walmart half way and if you don't wanna chill we don't have to ....

So I gave him a chance because he actually calmed me down over the phone ...I stopped at the Walmart and waited on him and eventually he pulled up ....

So I got in his car and ....
*dialogue between Bruno and white guy*
White guy : hey how your doing ?
Bruno : wuzzup
White guy : so u thought I was a racist ??
Bruno : uhhh hell yea you brought me out ina fuckin wilderness
White guy : nahh I'm jus a country boy
Bruno : uh huh y'all white ppl crazy ...I'm sorry I'm not racist I jus say stuff like that
White guy : no problem ....but what if I said y'all black ppl got good dick ...pull it out let me play wit it ...
(What I wanted to say) : nah son you a whole catfish ....
(What I said)Bruno : ohhh I gotta go pick my brother up from football practice ....yep I totally forgot...
White guy : okay just text me if you want to link again because I can't wait to have that black thang in my mouth ...

Y'all I was so disgusted ....I said big bet 💯and never texted him back again ...