~Addie's P.o.v~
I was sitting on the couch watching adventure time when BEN idiot came up and changed one of the channels to play his stupid ass games.
"Hey dumb ass I was watching that" I said
"Awe to bad so sad" he said sarcastically
As I glared at him.
"Change it back!!" I yelled at him
"Hmmm let me think...no!" he said
"BEN! change it back right now or else you fucking bastard!" I threatened
"Or else what!" he said
"Slendy! BEN took the remote from me!!" I yelled
"BEN give Addalyn back the remote" Slendy yelled at BEN and he threw the remote at me and mumbled something about me being a bitch.
"MUMBLER!!! " I yelled as he was walking upstairs and he flipped me off and I faked catching it and putting it in my pocket.
"Addie please stop pissing off BEN" my dad said
"I can't help it" I told him
And gave me a oh really look.
"I bet you can't even be unconditionally nice to him for a month" he stated
"Yes I can" I argued
"Prove it" he said
"Ok I will!! ...wait what do I get out of this" I asked
"50$" he said
"80$"
"65$" he said
"70$"
"65" he said again
"75" I said
"80$" he said
"Deal " I rushed before he could change his mind haha sucker I thought
"Dammit " he said
"Anyway I'm going to my room tells me when Adrianna gets here" I said going up to my room.
I closed the door and went over to my closet to change I put on black ripped up leggings a studded belt, combat boots and a oversized Black veil Brides shirt I also curled my hair and put a little green bow in it.
[10 minute later]
Ugh.. so bored I thought walking downstairs , I sat on the couch next to it- I mean BEN.... yeah BEN that's what i meant..
"So it looks like big foot finally emerged from his cave" BEN said
I was about to tell him to fuck off when I saw my dad watching me from outside .
"That's nice , so BEN how are you doing today?" I asked sweetly
O.O.....
"What?" I asked
"Uh are you uh felling ok?" he asked confused
"Oh teak I perfectly fine,anyway have a nice day" I said sweetly going outside leaving him a little scared and confused..haha this is actually kinda fun I thought sitting on a log when I got a call from Adrianna.
A=Adrianna m=me
M-hey hermit.
A-so I'm hermit now?
M-yup.
A-last week it was bob! what's going to be next week Harold!?!?
M- hey! that's good one it actually might be!
A- whatever. anyway I was calling to say I couldn't come over today I'm grounded...
M-why!?!?
A- I might have... accidentally thrown a pencil at my teachers head..
M-yea accidentally.
A-don't judge me!
M-too late .
A-anyway I got to go talk to you soon love ya... like a sister .
M-yea ok bye.
A-love you!!
M-yeah ok bye.
A-love you!!!!!!
M-yeah love you too" I mumbled
A-LOVE YOU!!!!!
M-love you too bye!!!
A-oki hehe bye!
She said and hanged up ..Jesus my best friend is annoying. I was walking back home when I saw offenderman..great!
"What do you want you sexual octopus" I said
" You have an attitude just like your father" he said
"Leave me alone you giant pussy"
" You hurt my feelings" he faked being hurt and took my phone .
"Let's see who you have been talking to any.. Boyfriend?" he said/asked
"Give It back!!" I said jumping for my phone
"Haha I have your phone" he said in a singing song voice
"Yeah! and your also going my foot up your ass up if you don't give it back oh wait you would like that!" I said implying he was gay..oh shit! his head?..face? whatever the hell you call it it's turning red.
He picked me up by one of my legs.
"Motherfucker let me go!"i said ang kicked him in the face with all my strength making him fly backwards I ran full speed to the house slamming the door shut and sat down leaning against the door and started laughing uncontrollably.
"Are you ok?" my dad asked
Asked and I told him what happened and started laughing just as much as me.what can I say? we are psychopaths we like the feel I danger.
Slendy came out from the kitchen and saw us laughing and shook his head like he allready knew what happened .
"Dinner!!" Slendy bellowed
And all the creepypastas rushed to the dining room I sat in between my Bon and dad and across from.. BEN .
"Could you pass the salt please?" I asked BEN and everyone looked at me astonished except dad.
"What?!?" I said
"Uh nothing everyone continue eating"slendy said haha I love making people confused .
[after dinner]
I sat on the couch next to BEN and started playing this game called flappy bird I've never played it before...
"DIE DIE DIE!!" I said while making the bird hit the tube thingy.
"You're suppose to not have it touch the tube your suppose to make it go through the gap so it WON'T die" BEN said
"Ohhhhhh.....whats the fun in that!?!?" I said
"I don't know" he said
"Oh ok thanks anyway" not realizing I was actually being nice..without trying..eww I was being nice I thought
"So uh Addie why are you being nice to me?" he asked shit what am I going to say?
"Uh I just thought I should uh be nice" I said
"Why?" he said
"Uh I- oh look at the time" I faked yawned " I should be getting to bed have a nice night" I said and ran up to my room... Damn it is late good thing I don't go to school I thought changing into pajama shorts and a tank top.
I climbed into bed and turned off the light.
Why was I being nice right then I mean I hate being nice I mean HATE with a fiery passion.. I especially hate being nice to BEN I thought mentally shivering . *sighs* oh well I have to be nice again tomorrow and that's just wonderful I thought falling asleep a few minutes later....
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