After the long and squishy event that was the cock vore, Matt bullied the living SHIT outta Parappa cause he's a fucking asexual heteromantic apatonic bitch ass dog. FUCK heterosexuals and their gender reveal videos. Especially that one rich ass mommy vlogger from Australia who names her lily white children god awful names such as King James and Omega (no, really, she actually names her kids names like that.) and talks about how much her baby "loves the boobie." Well no fucking shit he loves being breastfed HE'S A BABY.
Angered at the fact that we was being insulted over something he couldn't control, he shuffled in Matt's cock and took a deep breath: "Frankly I think us men should no longer hide our erections in public. For too long now our erections have been oppressed by belt buckles and between our thighs, hurriedly tucked away lest anyone sees. Man will not truly be free until he can be proud of his erection, not ashamed and embarrassed! We get them all the time, for many reasons besides arousal. If a 'liberated' woman can walk around with hard nipples reading 50 Shades of Shit, why can't I walk around with a hard penis?"
Disgusted, Matt responded with,
" You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in Christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbor found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticoes, balloons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat."
You know that one Satan guy from Puyo Puyo? Yeah, he's fucking sexy! Too bad he's a pedophile. Anyways, Satan came in and arrested Matt for vore.
NEXT TIME: the trial. Will Matt live or be publicly executed?
FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y'all happy now?
