Bakugou's POV:
Fucking fuckmunches and dumbasses won't shut up. Aizawa-sensei says something and instead of just sitting still and taking notes these fucktards have to sit there and ask questions about basic shit. ITS THE PYTHAGOREAN FUCKING THEAROM.
YOU TAKE FUCKING A.
FUCKING SQUARE IT.
TAKE FUCKING B.
FUCKING SQUARE IT.
ADD THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS TOGETHER.
AND YOU GET C SQUARED.
YOU IDIOTS ARE 16 AND 17 YEARS OLD
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED.
"Yo Bakugou. You coming or what du- Whoa there what's up with your pencil?"
I snap back to reality (oops there goes gravity) to see that I snapped my pencil in half and the wood is now smoking. IS EVERYTHING GOING TO BE SO FUCKING AGGRAVATING TODAY?! I start to punch the fire out and then stand up, shoving my chair back from my desk. I look up, expecting to see some kind of fear or other pussy-ass emotion on Shitty Hair's face so I'm pretty shocked when I just see him laughing.
"Calm down dude," he says smiling. Fucking fuck he makes me want to smile when he smiles but if I smile then people might think I actually have a heart and that would just be inconvenient. "Ya know it's not very manly to get so worked up over such small things."
"DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE?!"
He laughs again and I have to keep myself from staring. This whole friendship bullshit is confusing. Am I supposed to blush whenever my friend does cute shit? This doesn't seem like an issue for anyone else.
"Do you want to get lunch?" He asks, slinging his arm over my shoulder.
Fuck yeah.
But if I say that it'll seem like I actually want to go.
"Tch. Whatever just don't make me pay for your food again."
His eyes light up and he takes his arm back. I kind of miss the feel. "Don't worry I'll pay for both of us."
"I WASNT WORRYING YOU FUCK NUT."
"Yeah yeah whatever." He flashes his fucking cute ass shark teeth at me and I have to keep myself from blushing. Nope definitely not normal to want to kiss your friend.
Definitely not normal to want to bite their lip. Nope nope nope.
Definitely shouldn't be wanting to slam him up against a wall and kiss him until he cries out my name and-
"Bakugou you coming?"
"Tch yeah Shitty Hair. Am I not allowed to fucking think?"
"First of all our hair is practically the same and yours is the one that's naturally all spiky. Second of all, we've got to get going or we won't be back at the dorms by curfew and I'm pretty sure I had nightmares the last time Aizawa-sensei was mad at me and Kamanari."
Fucking Pikachu got Kirishima in trouble?
Guess he's next in my list.
~Time Skip brought to you by my lack of giving a fuck~
I walk with Kirishima back to his dorm and, even though my dorm is right next door, I head to the common area instead. I fucking hate the common room because it always has fucking people in it, but I need to talk to a certain two asshats. I fucking hate them both but anyone else would just be too annoying to even breathe around and I'm pretty sure they're the only ones who would have any idea what I'm going through or what to do.
As soon I walk into the common room I see both of them leaning against each other on the couch, being all lovey dovey and shit. Get a fucking room. I'll even give you the condoms just get the fuck out of my sight.
"OI DEKU. HALF AND HALF. GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE."
Done with Chapter one. It's pretty short but I basically just needed to get a foundation down so I can get to the good parts. But yeah. I feel like I should mention that Bakugou does eventually at least kind chill the fuck out. I hope you continue to read.
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