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Landen: why are the all dating each other? There's no one good for us? There could've been 4 good couples but they decided to say "fuck that. Let's fuck each other"
Rafael: chill Landen.
Kaleb: yeah Landen. As if someone with supernatural abilities would settle for a lost boy like you.
Landen: you know what? You're a real piece of shit, Kaleb. I haven't seen you pull chicks? What's up with that? Aren't you a vampire? Please. They wouldn't even give you the time of day even if you had to resort to compulsion.
Kaleb: GO TO SLEEP, BOY.
{Landen falls slowly to the ground after Kaleb forced him to sleep.
Rafael: seriously Kaleb? He's fucking harmless.
Kaleb: well his mouth is going to get him in harms way. Next time keep your pet on a tight leash if he gonna be rolling with us.
MG: hey guys! What are we talking about?
Kaleb: aye what's up bro?
MG: nothing much but is Landen okay?
Rafael: he's fine. We were just talking about how fucked up it is that these girls can just dis all of us and choose to be with each other?
MG: yeah it's sort of a bummer, but at least they're happy right? There's more females out there for us.
Rafael: quit playing innocent, MG. I know you have feelings for Lizzie. The entire school knows.
MG: I did. I'm capable of moving on and knowing that my feelings for her are fading away. I love Hope. She's one of my closest friends. They make each other smile like you wouldn't believe. Hope is definitely the better person for Lizzie. I can let my pride down and admit that.
Rafael: nah I know that Josie and I definitely had something for a while.
Kaleb: fuck that. I'd already be scared of Hope. Imagine going up against Penelope fucking Park!? That's asking to die a slow miserable death in a coffin. I'm cool off that.
Rafael: want to bet that I can get Josie back in a heartbeat? She just needs a real man.
MG: or maybe she just doesn't want a man at all? She's not broken? You're not gonna fix her to be straight. It's not how it works.
Rafael:!enough of this noise. Kaleb? Bet?
Kaleb: fuck it. Only because I want to see you fall on your face and eat shit my friend. I'm team Park all day!
Rafael: clean. Winner gets my truck. That's how fucking confident I am. Josie is basically mine already.
MG: I want nothing to do with this.
Rafael: if you snitch you're a dead man.
MG: I've never been so glad to be friends with men. Really. Making death threats? I feel like such a man now. It's honestly insane how Josie isn't jumping your bones right now? How can she not? You're so amazing.... yeah. Laters, Kaleb. And fuck you, Rafael.
Rafael: like you said, Kaleb. Keep your pets on a tight leash.
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Rafael: Josie! Hey! Wait up.
Josie: shhhh. Hold on.
Rafael: what are you doing? And why are we whispering?
Josie: dang Raf just stand their quiet for five seconds.
Rafael: okay.
Josie: wait hide! Let's go in this closet.
Rafael: and now we are in the janitors closet? Nice.
Josie: just tell me if you hear my dads conversation with my mom.
Rafael: yeah I do. They're talking about a possible solution to the "big problem"? What's going on?
Josie: huh. I'm not sure what that could mean. I was hoping they were talking about something else.
Rafael: like?
Josie: like knowing about how Penelope and I are dating? What they thought. If they liked her.
Rafael: ahh that's kind of what I wanted to talk about.
Josie: hmm hold that thought. I think we can step out now and watch.
Rafael: Josie, there's actually something I wanted to ask. I've been thinking that I just need someone to talk to. Landon doesn't understand this world and Kaleb and MG will give me shit about being sensitive.
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Josie: okay. That's fine. I'm not sure MG would react that way though. You'd be surprised by that brilliant mind of his.
Rafael: maybe? Is it alright if I talk to you though? Maybe over some coffee or tea? Whatever you'd like.
Josie: of course Rafael. You're my friend. I'm more than willing to help you out any time.
Rafael: so tomorrow?
Josie: yeah. Not a problem.
Rafael: okay I'll leave you to it then.
Josie: see ya later!
{Rafael whispers under his breath "fucking friend???"
