Do NOT make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas

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Kurogiri- Mom
Shigaraki- Thanos
Dabi- DAB
Toga- Stab
Twice- Deadpool
Mustard- Condiment
Mr. Compress- Magic
Spinner- TMNT
Ms. Joke- Joke

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TMNT: Uh-oh spaghetti-ohs

Magic: Dammit Spinner do you have to mock me about everything I say???

TMNT: You literally shot the mirror with a rubber band at full fucking force then the band flew into your eye and then you said THAT because Mustard walked by

Magic: Would you of rathered me say something worse??

TMNT: Yes

Mom: ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

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DAB: Guys guys guys

DAB: We have a FUCKING problem

Stab: You've become too emo for your own good?

DAB: Yes but that's not the main problem rn

Joke: Its Cementoss! One of the pros working at ua! He caught us in Nezu's office and I panicked and threw up!

DAB: They don't need to know you threw up....

Stab: @Thanos Dust Bunny they need you

Thanos: Kuro what was that back up plan I didn't pay attention to?

Mom: If anyone catches them we'd bring in Big Scream to erase their existence from their peers

Joke: But I can't kidnap someone! You never said j had to! Please Shigaraki don't make me kidnap a hero!

Thanos: Don't forget we have your friends's and family's locations, Fukukado. Wouldn't want dust made because of you, would you?

Joke: No sir...

Mom: I'll bring a warp gate with Compress and Big Scream. Big Scream will use it's quirk over the morning announcements, erase the pro from everyone's minds, but before then Compress will capsule him, all of you will bring him through my warp gate and we'll store him in the basement.

Thanos: Yeah that sounds good

Joke: Okay......

Joke: But what about the absence of a lit teacher? Even if they don't remember it'll be suspicious to the outsiders

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