Wrong Number ~ Why Don't We

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ZachtheSavageCat🐱:Cora
Jojowithabow: Coraa
BattlestarGalactica👾: Coraaa
LILJAY🍜: Coraaaa
DanielleBrocolli🥦: Coraaaaa
You: WHAT
BattlestarGalactica👾: yesh..yikes
You: yikes your face 😤
BattlestarGalactica👾: You didn't say that yesterday
You: SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT UR GONNA SAY.

You: ugh

LILJAY🍜: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

You: well deal

DanielleBrocolli🥦: Okay since we showed you what we looked like how about you show us what you look like

You: ugh fine I guess. But be prepared. I look like trash today

Zachthesavagecat😤: I'm sure that's not true.

You: If it wasn't for my photographer being an actual GOD with a camera I would look like a muppet.  🍵

LILJAY🍜: Woah...

DanielleBrocolli🥦: Your stunning ✨

BattlestarGalactica👾: I have a
girlfriend

Jojowithabow: I don't!

Zachthesavagecat🐱: Your beautiful oh my gawd.

You: You guys are so nice! Thank you 🙏🏻 

DanielleBrocolli🥦: Your hair is so black

You: thanks?

Jojowithabow: Anyways. Where do you live?

You: Somewhere

Zachthesavagecat🐱: But where??

You: On a place called Earth 🌎

Daniel: Where on earth?!?

You: a place ;)

BattlestarGalactica👾:JUST TELL US WHERE YOU LIVE SKSKKA

BattlestarGalactica👾: Ohhhh that sounded very stalker-ish.... I'm not a
stalker I couldn't even hurt a fly.

You: are you sure? 'Cause that screamed STALKER to me.

LILJAY 🍜: He once got sad and tried to put the bud of a rose back on the stem when it fell off. I can assure you he is not a stalker. If he finds you the most he would do is poke your nose to hard or something. Smh

You: Poke my nose?

BattlestarGalactica👾: THAT WAS A VERY EMOTIONAL MOMENT YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT 🥀 🥀

You: Aweeeee that's cute and I'm sorryyyyy that happend to you...r rose that poor thing.

Zachthesavagecat🐱: HHEHAH

LILJAY: So where do you live again? On a place on earth?

You: I live in England!

DanielleBrocolli🥦: WOOAH FANCI

LILJAY🍜: IM SO FANCYY YOU ALREADY KNOW

Jojowithabow: Fancy****** Learn HOW TO SPELL

You: HAHAHAH GET FOOLED
NERDS I DONT LIVE IN ENGLAND I LIVE IN AMERICA

You: SUCK ON MY BIG TOE HA

{1/23/19}

Published {1/24/19}