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LILJAY: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!

BattlestarGalactica: U IS FOR YOU AND ME!

Zachthesavagecat: N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL!

You: IF YOU DARE TO FINISH THAT SONG I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR WILLYS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU!

LILJAY: yIKEES

jojowithabow: What crawled up your ass and died?

You: A tampon 

Daniellebrocolli: EWWWWW

LILJAY: TMI

BattlestarGalactica: I thought that tampons went up yo-

You: I will break your laptop so you wont be able to play league of legends if you DARE to finish that sentence!

BattlestarGalactica: NOT MY BABIES!

You: You wont be able to have babies if you keep talking!

jojowithabow: What's up with you?

Zachthesavagecat: Oh god- 

DanielleBrocolli: Dude she just told you! 

You: The demon has payed me his monthly visit..

LILJAY: Demon? 

You: YES ! 

jojowithabow: is it that bad?

You: Ur making this weird!

BattlestarGalactica: My sister is also a girl..and she also has these problems. 

You: GREAT ANOTHER GIRL! 

You: GIVE ME HER NUMBER! 

BattlestarGalactica: What's the magic word?

You: GIVE ME YOUR SISTERS FUCKING PHONE NUMBER BEFORE I GRAB A SLEDGEHAMMER AND BREAK EVERYTHING YOU OWN ALONG WITH YOUR GENITALS.

You: Please :)


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