Wrong Number ~ Why Don't We

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You: MY BABY DONT MESS AROUND

You: That's supposed to be when you say CAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FOR SURE.

Zachthesavagecat🐱: I sAy HeLlO fRoM tHe OtHEr SiDe

You: OH GOD

Jojowithabow: Zach just ran out of his room with his underwear on his head.

BattlestarGalactica👾: You saw him too?
BattlestarGalactica: I thought I was going insane.

You: KNOCK KNOCK BISHH

LILJAY🍜: who's there??

DanielleBrocolli🥦: No. you have been stopped 🛑

You: Claire

Jojowithabow: Claire who?

You: CLAIRE THE WAY IM COMING THROUGH!

(A/n: I was walking through my school halls before school to get to my Locker and there was a girl who I had a class with name Clair if front of me so I thought of this and yelled it out so this is an original knock knock joke.... If you find out that it isn't an original please message me so I can give credit bc it makes me feel better)

Liljay🍜 : ooohHH I JUST REMEMBERED

LILJAY🍜: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLOW CAR?

You: What

LILJAY 🍜: RUNNING LOW ON GAS ⛽️

(A/n: okay this is an original joke of mine for sure bc it's from the top of my head like rn)

Jojowithabow: I...

DanielleBrocolli🥦: Um... Jack are you good bro?

Zachthesavagecat🐱: Yeah do you need the survey?

LILJAY🍜: Did you not like my joke? 😢

You: I LOVES IT HOLY CRAP IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING MY LORD.

LILJAY🍜: You didn't think it was funny did you?

You:Nope not at all sorry not sorry bud. *pats back *

[ 2/7/19]

Published [2/7/19]