Fitz: would you jump infront of a car to save John?
Jaren: lets be honest here, id probably be sleeping on the road already so John would have to save me
Fitz: okay, John, would you jump infront of a car for Smii7y?
John: to be honest, we would probably be fucking so there's no chance of us saving each other
Fitz: FINE, SWAGGER WOULD YOU JUMP INFRONT OF A CAR FOR THESE LOSERS?
swagger: to be honest I would jump infront of it just to die
Fitz:,,,,god dambit