A shrek and squidward love story

Jellyfish Catching

Squidward pov

I was trying to practice a beautiful harmony on the clarinet when i was interrupted by a loud knocking on the door followed by an annoying voice yelling "squidward!!" Over and over again

I opened the door and saw spongebob standing there with two jellyfish catchers. "what?" I asked in an annoyed tone. "Come jellyfish catching with me" he begged in his 8 year old fortnite voice.
"No I'm busy why can't you go with Patrick?"
"He's making a song with mayonaise"
"Well I'm busy too so go with somebody else"
"Pleeeaaassseeeeeee squuiiiddwwaaarrrddd" spongebob begged again
"Fine"
"Yay! Let's go" he said yanking my tentacle (calm down you horndogs😏) and yanking me with him.

~time skip~

"Spongebob, are you sure you know where we're going?" I asked as we wandered around, obviously lost. "..Of course I know where we're going" he said sounding a little unsure of himself. "Follow me I think I see something" spongebob said with a sudden burst of enthusiasm. He started skipping in a different direction. As he skipped he quietly sang a song..something about a finger and a thumb and the letter L?

Not long after spongebob started walking in a different direction what looked like a swamp came into view. As we got closer I saw what looked like a pony or mule. It ran towards us and it turned out to be a donkey. The donkey was very energetic and started ranting to us about some ogre or something being mean to him.

As this annoying donkey -who reminded me a lot of spongebob- was talking I heard a loud noise and looked up to see the most strong and handsome specimen I have ever seen throw open a door. The tall and strong ogre rushed over to us, looking very angry but even with all the anger he still looked breathtaking. I have to admit as he got closer I was a little bit scared and intimidated by this tall and strong ogre.
he got even closer and as he towered over me and spongebob I could very clearly see his bulging muscles through the clothes he was wearing.

He started yelling but I couldn't process what he was saying because of his angelic voice but then spongebob, (thanos) snapped me out of my trance "uh-um i-uh i-im sorry we u-uh got a little lost while l-looking for jelly f-fish"
"Do you see any Jellyfish here?" The ogre practically yelled
"U-um n-no sor-sorry Mr.uh-ogre-uh" spongebob stammered out
"Its shrek"
God even his name was astonishing.
"Now you and your scronny friend get off my swamp!" Shrek yelled
I have to admit I was hurt but I wasn't going to let him insult me like that
"And what if we don't??" I asked. I didn't want to get on shreks bad side but it seems he's already infuriated and I refuse to let people downgrade me
Shrek only laughed at my inquire and then the donkey spoke up and whispered "you don't wanna know, you should probly leave"
"Pfff whatever, c'mon spongebob we're leaving"

~time skip~

Me and spongebob were walking home now. I was too infuriated by shrek to want to jellyfish catch and spongebob was complaining that he was hungry. Who does that ogre think he his? A king or something? God he was so full of himself... but he was so handsome and I felt blessed to be in his presence. God, what am I thinking? This guy is a jerk and I hope I never have to see him again..

A/n: So ya that was chapter one and if anyone other than my friend are reading this (which will never happen) lemme know whatcha think ig

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This is my first fanfic so if u see any mistakes lemme know and I'll fix or if u have any request lemme know

God, idek what I'm doing with my life anymore