Good Ideas // Bad Ideas

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It rained all day.

And it's  Saturday. And school starts Tuesday. And my freedom ends Tuesday. And all my sentences are being the same way. And that last sentence is true. And i'm not sure if days of the week are supposed to be capitalized. And now I'm moving on to the next paragraph

Hm... nothing's coming to mind even though im really in the mood to right write now (see what i did there?). Okay so at my friends the other day we came up with a buncha random ideas for things to do at the start of school year. things to keep our weird brains from completely turning into jello...

So some of our ideas seemed good at first. But at the same time they also seemed like horrible ideas. Here's some

(1) When our teacher randomly calls on us to answer something, we'll say

"I have the right to remain silent. Anything I do or say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to an attourney present during questioning. If I cannot afford an attourney, one will be appointed for me. Do you understand my rights?"

And then that mostly likely end in an even wittier response by our teacher and it'll just backfire XD

(2) Foot or finger tapping in morse code

Self explanatory, but we've been learning & practising morse code so we can talk and mock the teacher back and forth silently (hopefully we can sit so we both can see each other)

(3) My friend is seriously planning to bring like one of those ancient papyrus scrolls to school and take notes on it all day. If she does, i told her she needs to also bring a bird feather to write with and a small bottle of ink to dip it in

(4) It goes without writing that paper homework assignments suck. But not if you fold them into beautiful origami animals and turn them in like that!

(5) When math tests allow calculators, screw that. I'm bringing an abacus.

If you wanna try those too, go ahead. Just don't blame me for what happens if they go horribly wrong...

-Seqiuoa-

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 31, 2014 ⏰

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