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stans blog for today: today was amazing!! the whole family went out and i was home alone which meant it was porn time. i was sitting next to computer touching myself. watching as the poodle was sucking the bulldogs ass very nicely, man would i love for a human to suck my fluffy ass like that, it would be glorious! i once tried sucking my own ass, didnt turn out as grand as i thought. i ended up with a broken neck :/ . well everything is great now i watch porn and make myself cum, what a life.

STANS POV: when i finished blogging about my day i got a boner remembering every moment about the porn i watched, so i went straight into bennetts room and snatched one of his many playboy magazines and god damn that hit the spot! i got the biggest boner i think i might've broken the record of 9ft!!! right in the middle of my moans i heard bennett shout "WE'RE HOME" i quickly put the magazine away and ran down the stairs and barked, my boner was still there, hopefully nobody notices.

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