stans short blog for today: THE FAMILY NEVER SAW MY DOGGIE BONER NOT ONLY WOULD I LIKE TO THANK GOD BUT ALSO JESUS!!!! 🙏🙏
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BENNETTS POV: when we came home i saw stan coming out of my room, i was confused. i went straight to my room and searched for something strange. nothing was there. when i went to go check on my babys [playboy magazines] THEY WERE MIXED!!! i couldnt tell ellen about it or she would freak bc she doesnt know about my magazine collection and also she would wanna divorce, and i cant let that happen bc then i wont be able to see averys fine ass anymore and i cannot risk that :p. i s2g there is something strange about that dog. 😕
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STANS POV: ugh i am really bored with my life rn. thags when i realized i needed to make friends ONLINE. i remember this one girl who always laughed at my posts and called me hilarious. i clicked on her page and saw her profile picture. SHIT NIGGA DAMN SHE FINE AS FUCK! her name was y/n WHAT A GLORIOUS NAME!!! I GOT A 10FT BONER. i needed to talk to her ASAP!! i played it cool by sending her a message saying "hey 😏" i was very proud of myself. later that day she said "OMFG HEY ILYSM JANSNS" i knew i got myself a new hot bitch😎
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horny stan
Spiritualstan the dog runs a blog and talks about how horny and hard he is. stan soon meets you through the internet and you meet for the first time in person, you dont mind hes a dog you find it quite sexy. you soon get into a very intimate relationship and...