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Lisa returns to school, after defeating her cold, tearing through the halls like her hair is on fire; to attack the small bunny, innocently walking to his next class, with no clue about what is beelining for him. The small girl leaps onto Jungkook's back, taking him by surprise - almost giving him a heart attack; sending them both crashing to the floor, like the Titanic. Jungkook is just about ready to punch his attacker, until he sees it's Lisa, so instead he opts to slap her harshly on her arm, not having the heart to actually hurt her.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!" Jungkook aggressively signs, poking Lisa in the nose, as he does so, secretly hoping it hurt, as she holds her button nose.
"I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, HOE! BE HAPPY!" Lisa signs back, jumping to her feet, acting like a child who's been given unlimited access to a lolly factory. Jungkook rolls his eyes so far back, he thinks he could check himself out. Lisa pulls Jungkook to his feet, dragging him off down the halls, to their homeroom.
"Sister spill all the tea, I've missed out on while I've been sick," Lisa signs, once the two are sitting down in their first classroom of the day. "Have you sucked Taehyung's dick yet?"
"I'm going to pretend, you didn't just say that to me, and move on with my day. But no... I haven't. I did tell him about my slutty days though, so that was fun," Jungkook informs, mentally preparing himself, for all the questions his friend will ask.
"Ooo! We have some hot tea, right here. How'd that come up?" Lisa asks, soaking up all the drama, like a sponge.
"Well, you know Felix?"
"Yeah."
"So, he came up to me, asking if we could 'hang out', and I said no, because I'm a child of god, and sinning isn't in my vocabulary."
"Straight up lies, but okay."
"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, anyways, I was actually texting you, to tell you what happened BUT, I accidentally texted Taehyung instead. So like, I went over to his house, and explained the whole thing. He took it well, he actually cried, which was sad, but also like he looks so good while crying. Can't relate."
"Your crusty ass couldn't even begin to think of relating, not with those ten year old crusty, dusty sweat pants, you STILL own, and use on a regular basis. Like boy, it's called self care, look it up; and throw those pants in the furnace."
"Literally, no one asked. I didn't even get to tell the best part; I heard something! Like my ears did the thing, they're supposed to do!"
Lisa sits, mouth agape for about thirty seconds, blankly staring at Jungkook. The boy honestly thinks that, she's just buffering, and swears he can almost see the loading icon, imprinted on her forehead. "OH MY GOD! KOOK THIS IS HUGE!" Lisa finally outbursts, wrapping her friend up in a bone-crushing hug.
