RotG x reader one-shots

North x Reader

Oooooooh my gawd it's hell in here. We (me, North, and the "sensible" guardians) (lol jk there are none ugh) were trying to host a meeting to discuss unhappy children losing hope. A very serious issue. But I'd like to note the "trying" and also the "were". As in, we completely gave up. There is no hope whatsoever getting these idiots to be civil.

Tooth is staring at the lights after having too much laughing gas.
Bunny is yelling at the poor Yeti again, telling him to do blue, not red.
Sandy........ oh there he is, he's been building a sand castle and is now the king. Great. That'll go great with Jack.
Speaking of Jack, I think I'm going to kill him. I. Swear. To. God. I'm freezing. He's been playing "ninja" and sneak attacking everyone with snowballs. Guess who his favourite target is?........help. What's reeeally great is that he got the idea to embed some of the snowballs with some teeth he stole from Tooth. Now I'm cold and disgusted!
I've been out here for the last 20 minutes trying to get them to be good. My beloved North however, has already retreated to his office. Can't really say I blame him.

You know what? I think it's time to end all this bs. (Whaaaat Bologna Sandwiches.) First, I'll deal with Tooth. Whoa, genius idea coming through. I grab a tooth from one of Jack's snowballs of horrors and a bottle of super glue from a nearby craft table. I then walk underneath the light Tooth has been attacking and simply glue the tooth to the floor.
"Hey Tooth!" I call out,
"Look at this nice pretty molar on the ground here. Don't you want it??"
The fairy's eyes go huge and she nods her head slowly while she sinks down to inspect the tooth. Perfect!
After that I walk over to where Jack is "stealthily" hiding with a mischievous smirk growing on my face.
"Hey Jack," I whisper, "I'm going to make a deal with you."
"Why should I care?" He intervenes.
I merely smirk wider. (if possible)
"You see Sandy's castle over there?"
He's now quite visibly excited.
"I hereby give you permission to destroy it.. BUT after it's taken care of, you need to take Sandy and go sit down near Tooth. Okay?" I say holding out my hand for him to shake.
He pretends to think for a moment before reaching to shake my hand.
"It's a deal" He shakily mutters, failing to cover his excitement.
As I walk over to Bunny and the poor toy maker an intense blast of cold hits me from behind and I hear Jack's whoops and cheers. Mission accomplished.
Now to take care of Bunny. He's quite easy. I'll let you in on a secret, for him all you need to do is yell and sound threatening and he'll back down.
"Bunnyyyy~" I growl,
"You leave that poor Yeti alone or I swear to all that is holy I'm gonna shove one of those robots up where the sun don't shine.."
His ears immediately flatten down and he cowers.
"Besides, red is a perfect colour for a robot so you need to shut up." I say, flashing a smile at the Yeti.
"O-o-okay (name)" He whimpers and goes over to join the others. 'Safety in numbers' and all that.

It's all taken care of, now I just need to get North and the meeting can really commence.
"Hun?" I call out, lightly knocking on his office door.
"I'm coming in."
I walk in to see North sitting in his chair with his face down on his desk.
I get closer and softly speak.
"I took care of everyone for you. They're all waiting out there now."
His head snaps up and I notice pure wonder in his eyes.
"Really?" He asks in disbelief.
"Really." I say, straddling him and rubbing our noses together.
"Ohhh you are amazing" He says. "What would I do without you?"
"Die probably." I laugh.
He lets out a hearty laugh and kissing me lightly.
"Let's go take care of those children" he sighs.
"Alright darling"

~end~

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This was a request by PurDark6, I hope you liked it <3 Sorry it took a while, I think school's gonna kill me. Exams are starting this Friday and guess what I have to do? Write an essay in under two hours!! Like honestly I think I'm going to die!!! Anyways, I'll be sure to write more if I somehow survive haha.
Goodbye loveliesss <3 <3 <3

~WhenItry