Sealand: Yo wasup dudes Sealand AKA peter in the hoouuuse!!
Ok today imma rap 4 all of yaz, yo America , mah homie, gimme a beat
America: *starts beat boxing*
Sealand: ok here we go
My name is Sealand
And I the best at rap
And Jerkland Kirkfaces food always tastes like crap
Don't underestimate me cuz I do it fast
Imma bouta break it down so take a step bax
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England: AMERICA WHAT DID U DO TO MAH ChILD NOW HE ALL RATCHET
America: dude u don't have kids
Sealand: yeah we ain't related bro
England: YESH WE ARE
Sealand: PROvE IT
England: lookie here at dis bird certificate u sonofabiach
Sealand: oh no it's true
England: dats right ho I AM IR FATHER
Sealand: NUUUIUUiUiuuUuIioOoOoOu
America: wait but who's the mother?
England: U ARE
America: I AM A MOMMY? DIS IS DA BESHT DAE OF MAH LIFE
Authors note
I haven't been on for a while...FORGIVE ME SEMPAI
But yeah wow
I think I need professional help....NAH I'm good
